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My wife just sent me a laundry list of stress.
Right now we are beset by problems on every side.
My response: I think I like men.
Gotta help her keep things in perspective.
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What's a "laundry list" ?
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a todo list
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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...that's dirty.
Jeremy Falcon
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Well, some wives might feel like they had just been sent home from the front lines if their husband came out-of-the-closet, but I don't know about yours.
enjoy your new autonomous gender choice(s), Bill
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?
modified 25-Nov-14 10:27am.
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Bill,
I know that we speak and write the same language but I wouldn't want my life to depend on successfully explaining stuff you write to a 3rd party.
Respectfully,
-MehGerbil
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... Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone.
Well, my oven will have to do, but I do have a nice big steak and some (soon) fried potatoes.
And some malt beer. Have not drunk that stuff since I was little. Grandma always gave me some when the men were drinking beer 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Dwarves are differently taller
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Upvote for the title.
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Nothing is more important than a good meal when coming home from work on a monday. And after that, I may go sneaking around a little in Skyrim. Hint My character has a bow and pointy ears.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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You too? I restarted just yesterday as a Bosmer Archer! 
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High Elf 
I just love it when some Nord rants about the damn Talmor and what a true sone of Skyrim (like me) should do about them. Still, it's always a pleasure to show those poor excuses for Elves what a real Elf can do with a bow.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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This is one of my rare gameplays in which I set aside destruction magic to go with something more consistent Still some bits of Enchantment and Conjuration help a lot.
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See to it that you take that skill to stun your enemies at Archery 100. It's great when a more dangerous enemy becomes a pushover. Literally. Bonus points if he falls over the edge of a cliff
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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At my first real programming job I worked 2 weeks on a C project, got a printout and then when I went to copy I copied the wrong direction and wiped everything out. Luckily I had a current printout but still took me a while to get back to where I was.
Lesson learned...frequent backups.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Wow. I will be polite and pretend to know what you are talking about.
Edit: One upvote for being maximally off topic and for a good backup strategy.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Opps meant for this to go on the message blow this concerning the bricked controller. Hmmm working on a SPI class and guess wasn't paying enough attention to what I was doing.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Phew, I thought I'd deciphered part of the girl/owl/bus stand joke and it had affected my brain. 
Turns out it was Mike that had! 
Listen to sombre music Mike before it's too late.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: Listen to sombre music Mike before it's too late.
Nah it's already to late for me Phil.
Listening to Pink Floyd's new CD, that could be another reason I messed up.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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In those days I was a mere grasshopper.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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...by downloading the ROOT bios to the BOOT bios. 
Always slightly amusing when I cost the company more in a day than I've earnt them.
What's the most you have cost a company in a day?
modified 24-Nov-14 12:45pm.
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P0mpey3 wrote: Always slightly amusing when I cost the company more in a day than I've earnt them.
The only way I earn something for a business is when I buy what they're selling.
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