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I'm too always wondering why they called it Computer SCIENCE...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Because having faith that your code will work out right in the end is never going to be enough... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You may add this as a welcome message at the Q&A... (no joke!)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Hope and believe that everything is fine with Luc, just that he's so busy with work so as not finding time to visit CodeProject.
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Well I have written code like that in the past, still out there working!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I've had days like that as well... 
Which side were you on? The guy complaining about working software or the guy getting his code ripped?
To be honest I've had to sit through code reviews with the nit pickers who complained how they would have wrote the code way better than I ever could. (They no longer work at my company, thank God)
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Both: I wrote it originally, patched it "urgently" and repeatedly over several years, and then had to look at it again later...and explain it to the person taking over...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm half way through the inverse of that. I have returned to a prototype I was working on about six months ago. There is a part of it that I was either half way through adding or removing, but which way was I going?
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And that children is the use of comments! 
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No am not dying, I just wish I can be part of the first human to live on Mars permanently come 2025. Mars One[^]. Atleast all the troubles of the world will be over 
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only to be replaced with new troubles which potentially could be far worse ? 
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V. wrote: only to be replaced with new troubles
Yeah, like whether to date two-breasted women or three-breasted ones. 
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I could actually think of a handfull of people I would be happy to recommend for that experiment... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: a handfull of people
Me too, but only with very big hands.
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Johnny J. wrote: I could actually think of a handfull of people I would be happy to recommend for that experiment... if they'd guarantee it would blow up on launch.
Avoid using incomplete sentences.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You wanna say you want to leave the internet behind? 
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Who says they will?
But I guess WoW will lag a bit.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
(√-sh*t) 2
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Yep, you'll have a ping beyond 1000ms, i can see them playing WoW on dead rock in a local network after recognizing that the signal to earth needs more than days (not literally). 
185s for one way on best conditions seems okay, but oh my if you are on the wrong side!
Let's play some Age of Empires 2 on Mars in our local Network they said, it will be fun they said...
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote: I just wish I can be part of the first human to live on Mars permanently
So do we!
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And the troubles of Mars will be just starting.
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I bought one of these[^] little beauties. It should arrive in the mail tomorrow... possibly a CP review in the making!
And although I am a little curious about it from a user's perspective, I only bought it because I intend to build apps for it 
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If you can make me a mind control app or an x-ray vision app, I'll buy one too... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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