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Wowowowowow ! What a time to be alive !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Loved this one "// if i ever see this again i’m going to start bringing guns to work".. got to be either the US or Iran 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Most of these seem to be fake and written for laughs. In real life, there are no comments. Sad, but true.
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Whatever! Its just a fun! Enjoy!
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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My favorite is: // I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet?
You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!"
I want to ask people who click on that link these questions:
1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet?
2: How would you ban a video from the internet?
The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video.
Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked.
That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.
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I've never seen an ad like that.
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That's because it was banned.
Wait a second...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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MehGerbil wrote: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet?
Copyright owners.
MehGerbil wrote: 2: How would you ban a video from the internet?
Copyright violation. Look on youtube.com for examples.
MehGerbil wrote: That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.
Okay, there's a second method.
QED
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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All you hate is marketing.
And that is perfectly normal.
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This.
I don't think I need to explain myself further
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What I find despicable are those popup ads that read something like "sign up to get the wall street journal news to your email" with a button that then says "No thank, I want to stay uniformed and in the dark."
I kid you not. Degrading, that's what I call those ads.
Marc
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Well, what do you expect from the Wall Street Journal, intelligent or decent behaviour?
If you do, there must be two Wall Streets.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't take it personally. They are trying to bait you.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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I used to feel the same way, but at some point, it stopped bothering me & it is with some satisfaction and glee that I now click the supposedly demeaning button - I know the truth about me, and button was worded like that due to some marketing drone's cod psychological thinking.
Rise above it 
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It's at times like this I'm reminded of the old saying - the world isn't run by logic, but instead by emotions.
I've noticed those particular ads in the last couple of weeks and absolutely can't stand them.
I refuse to click on their insulting button, instead resorting to the element-inspector and deleting the appropriate node of the document. - The first time I saw one, I closed the tab without reading the article.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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enhzflep wrote: instead resorting to the element-inspector and deleting the appropriate node of the document. -
What a great idea -- I'll have to try that.
enhzflep wrote: The first time I saw one, I closed the tab without reading the article.
Funny, but that's exactly what I did too. I refused to be insulted like that.
Marc
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"...hate humanity"
If these are the worst wrongs of humanity I would say that we are pretty good shape!
Life is too shor
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cannot ban a video!!! try posting a video of a F1 race and see how long it stays up
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You are not allowed to post that character combination without paying an elephanting lot of money. Pay now or be crucified within 50 seconds.
Life is too shor
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too late I now owe Bernie 97.25% of my earnings for the next 20 years, why didn't you warn me earlier
I also understand that Chris has received a takedown notice for this thread
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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97.25% ? Wow you got off pretty easy didntcha? Old Bernie is getting soft.
Remember that guy who had this cool site with detailed live graphics, just graphics of who had overtaken whom in which lap etc, of every race? He got elephanted in his elephant rather badly too...
Life is too shor
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Chuck Norris can ban anything
In code we trust !
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Nguyen.H.H.Dang wrote: Chuck Norris can ban anything
Chuck Norris gives it the Chuck Norris look and ...poof, it's gone, withering and whimpering.
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