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I'm pretty certain women do not need men to enjoy lingerie.
I'd rather be phishing!
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... and what has lingerie to do with love?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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+10 
Jeremy Falcon
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Would you be brave enough to tell her that she looks like a pork sausage when she wears that stuff?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Nope. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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On a similar note why is panties plural and bra singular?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Coz no one cares for the grammar when they are trying to get them off!!
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Coz no one cares for the grammar when they are trying to get them off!!
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OriginalGriff wrote: why is lingerie so popular?
Because lust is a full sensory experience. 
Marc
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Love is blind, little captain winky is not.
Jeremy Falcon
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed snake is king.
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Deep thoughts man.
Jeremy Falcon
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Because BOOBIES!
Don'tchu know nuffin'?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Apparently, the purpose of lingerie is to blind you.
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Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Yes, widget#, which is a language used by time travelling devices that I will invent last week after hearing about it next Tuesday.
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Karel Čapek wrote: time travelling devices that I will invent last week
I bought one of those a couple of days back, now I've tried it a couple of times I don't think I'm going to buy it.
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The Doctor approves
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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OMG you just killed your own grandfather, oh you didn't, yes you .... I see a problem here
what is with time travellers and killing people relatives?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You'd think they could find something better to do with a time machine, wouldn't you?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Like put a cat down? 
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No. Like find out the £100 million numbers for Euromillions and use them to 'fund life-changing projects'.
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Then you can actually build the time machine
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Hasn't happened yet then. Hang on... 30 second wait for my wallet to explode......nope. Ah well. 
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