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Just as long as you don't touch yourself and write about it.
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A JavaScript IDE should have a close down dialogue "Now please wash your hands"...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've got other websites for that
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Sander Rossel wrote: *BASS DROPS!* Anyone who drops the bass should try a smaller instrument.
Actually, where most of these bass drops occur, the protagonists should try playing real instruments.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: the protagonists should try playing real instruments And then they'd play death metal and someone goes "they should play real music". Someone is always going to disagree. I like real instruments and I like computers and I like music that combines it
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I wasn't stating a preference; however, I do much prefer music where I can tell some effort and talent has gone into creating and performing it (i.e. it has to go into creating and performing music, not writing pseudocode scripts or play sequences for software tools).
Most electronic "music" that I've heard gives the exact opposite impression.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: where I can tell some effort and talent has gone into creating and performing it
Mark_Wallace wrote: not writing pseudocode scripts or play sequences for software tools That's our jobs (writing code and using tools)! You want to tell me that doesn't need effort and talent!?
Why not try to create a great sounding dance track? I think it takes more work than you'd think
And even if it doesn't it's still more dance-able than, say, classical
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Sander Rossel wrote: Why not try to create a great sounding dance track? Why not do what you're talented at doing, and leave other things for people who are talented at doing them?
Oh, yeah. Money and fame.
Golly, I think I've just discovered why the entertainment industry is so full of useless, untalented idiots!
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I don't think many dance musicians are getting a lot of money and fame. Not the ones I listen to anyway.
Even in dance music there is such a thing as underground and love for the music (not that I'm in the underground all that much)
And guys like DJ Tiësto are just lucky, he really didn't start for money or fame.
That said, there's garbage dance, there's good dance. And I'm using dance as a sort of overall name for dance-able electronic music.
Mark_Wallace wrote: Golly, I think I've just discovered why the entertainment industry is so full of useless, untalented idiots! That has nothing to do with the artists, they wouldn't be rich and famous if it weren't for the people liking them
Now I'm going to blast some NICKI MINAJ out of my speakers!!! Just kidding, not even I can appreciate that!
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I just want to ask what is not real with death metal ?
I would get industrial called not real music as it incorporates a lot of electronic samples and sometimes programmed drums.
Just curious to an outside perspective - I am too much into death metal to notice the unreal side you mentioned
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RUs123 wrote: I just want to ask what is not real with death metal ? Don't know, heard people say it...
A little death metal from time to time never hurt anyone!
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Sander Rossel wrote: we'll call it JavaScript
Sander Rossel wrote: CODE COMPILES
Mm..... I think you lost your mind!
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I was wondering if someone was going to notice
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Haha! Someone did!
Well played!
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That gets me thinking of a fun add-on...
I've been playing too much Skyrim, and I notice how the music changes depending on whether things are all peaceful, I'm about to be dead, victory is at hand, etc.
Now, what if we monitored programmer activity and adjusted the theme music to things like twiddling thumbs, surfing code project, really banging away at the code, build errors, build success, number of open source code files, number of languages detected, and so forth.
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Marc Clifton wrote: I've been playing too much Skyrim Marc Clifton wrote: the music Marc Clifton wrote: what if we monitored programmer activity Do they get active?Marc Clifton wrote: adjusted the theme music to things like twiddling thumbs, surfing code project, really banging away at the code, build errors, build success, number of open source code files, number of languages detected
There was so much goodness in that post!
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Even the VB category is mostly for VB.Net not for VB6. I can understand that VB6 is over a decade old and everyone thinks it's old hat, but Access keeps on going with more releases every so often. As far as I know the latest version is MSAccess 2013.
It's viable and I have written some programs for myself and others that we can't live without. So come on guys. Give us desktop database managers a place. Have a heart!
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There was, but it went over 2GB.
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I think that with bending a bit the truth you can ask your Access questions in the Database forum...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: with bending a bit the truth
If mongodb is a database then so is msaccess.
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So, it's not a Database? It wouldn't fit inside the database section for instance? It deserves more privileges than SQL Server, Oracle, etc?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: So, it's not a Database? ..tempting, tempting..
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In agreement with others, depending upon the nature of the issue (VB or database related), post the question in either the VB or database forum.
If you detail that this is for MS Access 2013, people will be generally willing to help when the can.
I don't use Access much myself, but do use VBA extensively in Excel.
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Because Access, like VB, sucks big hairy donkey schlongs.
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