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...other than the fact I am posting this from my Wii U.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Unbelievable, but true?! 
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Look -- Ow f**k! -- will you -- OW!! -- be careful with that ****ing sword!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Don't post to CP while you've got Zelda running.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The only game I have for the Wii U is New Super Mario Bros. U, which is what was (and is) in the system.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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OK.
Look -- Ow f**k! -- will you -- OW!! -- be careful with those ****ing fireballs!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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For one, if the browser is active, the game is off. It's not exactly a multitasking environment.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Hmm.
Do you notice people around you sleeping, often?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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For those of you who miss the perfect design principles, high-art styling, and glorious user-experience of FileMatrix[^], I am glad -- nay, honoured -- to humbly introduce you to Kameisi[^]!
What's that?
Jobs?
Steve Jobs?
Feh! A rank amateur!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Looks better than iTunes...
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You're not using it right! 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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I seem to sense a deja vu here. 
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What, again?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes it happens a lot, or at least twice 
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Ow! My eyes!
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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Read the list of "music" and suddenly it all makes sense.
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What gets me most with the FileMatrix screenshot is that I have no idea what has focus -- i.e. if you were to hit Enter, what would happen?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Swallow the red pill and find out.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Swallow the red pill and find out.
Which one?
There are almost 20 of them on the Kameisi pic!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Been digging in the interface hall of shame again?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Been digging in the interface hall of shame again?
Nah, I needed a re-namer that can handle UTF-8. I've used Lupus for years, but it doesn't recognise multi-byte chars.
I know that re-naming stuff is built into Xplorer2, but I like having a separate little window for it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There is a time in every developers education when he thinks "Can I squeeze another control in there?"
At that point, he should be smacked round the head with a four by two to drive the point home. "No". I say. "No, you can't".
"Medic!"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sometimes its an advantage to loose a control, who knew 
Oh, this isn't the thought of today I'll get my coat and and take the dog[^] for a walk.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Can I squeeze another control in there
Oh I remember the transition from 16 to 32 colours, man were there some ugly UIs inflicted on companies in those days. It is where I first started using battleshit grey as my primary colour scheme.
And we are going back to the 90s with the fisher paykel UIs of today.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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