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So the bosses daughter came in to do girl scout cookie thing out the back of the building. She left her 2 kids (a boy and a girl) in her office with a phone. They were doing a game or something on it.
So anyway, I"m walking to the bathroom and pass by her office. I hear a muffled squeel so I look over and the two kids are quietly locked in combat over this phone kicking each others a%&. They got hair and hands in the face, and it's just all around a pretty good fight.
They notice me looking and then there's that moment where they both just freeze with a confused look on their face and wait for me to say or do something. I just grinned and walked away.
I'm not sure who's got the phone now.
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Rule #1... You do not talk about fight club!
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I visited the Openluchtmuseum last year. When I walked out of the restroom, which opens to the stairs, there were two kids about to slide down the handrail. They gave me a deer-in-the-headlights look, which I enjoyed for a couple of seconds.
Then I said "well go on then, do it".
They were visibly confused. But it didn't take them long to recover, and they slid down the handrail.
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I had the same experience, except I and a fellow solider was in a military uniform, walking past a bar. Two guy where fighting, stopped when they saw us for about 5 seconds, realized that we wasn't going to do anything, then carried on fighting.
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Just seeing the reaction, and then the decision to resume is worth while.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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It looked like they were ready to make an excuse that they weren't really fighting, with large eyes, almost letting go with each others shirts.
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Just pausing long enough to make sure you weren't MPs about to ruin their leave?
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They looked a little over the hill to worry about that 
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You should have gave them some pointers and tips on how to kick ass, loctrice style.
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They were being quiet, and I didn't want to draw attention. They were obviously trying to not get caught, and someone would have eventually wandered in if I were to start coaching.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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loctrice wrote: I'm not sure who's got the phone now.
Just call your boss' phone and congratulate the winner.
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Wait, the boss's daughter is a girl scout with two kids?
I think some laws have been broken.
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Bosses daughter is a big to do in the girl scouts. I'm not sure what all her roles are, but I know she does like a warehouse distribution to the moms for the cookies in the area.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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I mix soy sauce with Tapatio hot sauce, 40/60 ratio, respectively and then dip Cheez-its into it. Every now and then, I throw a few shakes of the Worcestershire sauce in for change.
My wife thinks I'm crazy for eating this, but then again, she new I was bat sh*t crazy, a long time ago.
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Nothing.
I prefer a plate. Food slides off walls far too easily.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nothing.
I prefer a plate. Food slides off walls far too easily.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Food slides off walls far too easily.
You obviously don't have a young toddler. A 1 year old can stick things to walls you would never think would stick.
Brent
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You're right. I should have said: "Food I am willing to eat slides off walls far too easily." 
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That particular type of biscuit that s supposed to bounce off the wall back in your mouth, if it doesn't bounce back you will go hungry. Man I feel the need to watch the Blues Brothers again!
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glennPattonCONTRACTING wrote: I feel the need to watch the Blues Brothers again!
Yes. Yes you do.
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I like everything that is actually off the wall.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Peanut butter, cheddar cheese (mature), marmite and ketchup sandwich. Drooooool...
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There is no way for me to tell if this is sarcasm or true 
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It's true: I love it. Have been eating that since I was kid. Now and again I add other stuff as well but that is the best version. BTW, has to have cold butter straight from the fridge.
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