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myselves?
just how many of you are there?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: ust how many of you are there? Legion.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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It sounds so much more musical in Italian, though:
"I posti di Bill fanno senso"
[Wanders off, whistling innocently, to thank Google Translate for not knowing Italian]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Richard Givis wrote: Why doesn't some genius at CodeProject design a filtering algorithm that decides if the post first resembles ANY form of intelligence? Ask Terry Pratchett (R.I.P.):
Terry Pratchett wrote: Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Google Nigeria[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The box to enter your password is missing!
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They forgot a word: Should be "Please gladly enter..."
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Dearest [FIRSTNAME] please gladly enter account number
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/ravi
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In Australia, are the animals Koalafied to drive?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not even in Australia any animals have been koalafied. They were Koalas to begin with, or not.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No - that would be rooed.
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do they need to be fried, or will roasting be as tasty
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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OriginalGriff wrote: In Australia, are the animals Koalafied to drive?
Don't know. Can Guru's in Australia drive?
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I don't know the answer as to wallaby or will they not be - maybe it depend upon their age.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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No, but they kan gambol around in the outback without a car.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Only if you go through the koalafication course outback, you kangaround the front though.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Yes, and I for one believe it's a croc!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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You're thinking of Austria, right?
*Hides for all the mad Austrians and Australians*
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No because they drink Toohey's much, which Foster's an atmosphere where they bang their Crown and hurt their Tooth's and say "XXXX to your Castle", mainly. I saw once, a mini Cooper's state after a Koala had stuck out his Bluetongue at a Pure Blonde and had to Hahn over the key after a Cascade of abuse.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Are you dingo?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Com-for-da-bull.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You've gotta be echidna's all
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I really did ask a homework question, i feel ashamed now
Please don't kill me
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