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. . . and a side order of stents.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Quote: Chris Urmson, the director of self-driving cars at Google, is committed to ensuring the driverless vehicles are standard within five years -- because he wants his 11-year-old son never to have to take a driver's test.
Google Exec Wants Self-Driving Cars To Be Standard Within 5 Years[^]
They can have my driving gloves when they pry them from my cold, dead hands!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Journalists are getting worse and worse at writing headlines.
FTFU
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote:
Mark_Wallace wrote: Journalists are getting worse and worse at writing headlines.
FTFU
FTFFU.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A standard within 5 years?! No way. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Posted my first app / game to the windows phone marketplace. If you get a chance please check out "WhichWay". Rate it, comment on it, like it  ... or hate it 
Any and all feedback is welcome.
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Doesn't come up from a search (yet?)
Shame. I'd love to find another tile to keep my Beaufort-scale and Desktop tiles company.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thank you for checking... you should see it if you search for "whichway" no space between the words.
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Cheers for the lesson on how to type a search string, but it is still not showing up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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For those interested: The Flat Earth Society is looking for new members. This is a quote from their website:
"After much planning, we are now ready to officially accept new members to the Society."
[Clickety]
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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From all corners of the Earth?
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Hey, don't knock it! The Flat Earth Society was started by one of my ancestors, Samuel Birley Rowbotham 
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It all depends on your definition of "flat".
On the other hand, I expect that General Relativity would have been even harder for your ancestor to swallow...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Do they accept member from the opposite side of the planet?
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That would be a bit edgy, don't push it.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: don't push it.
AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
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k3wl!
I'm a priest in five religions, and a member of some secessionist regime in North America, so a Flat Earth membership certificate would fit great on my wall!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You could just re plaster the wall, rather than cover the holes up with certificates
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Hey, the arrangement is art, Man! It's got nothing to do with the holes under the diplomas!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, of course they would need to replace those that fall off the edge.
Perhaps they are hoping to cash in on the increased exposure of the Discworld.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: The Flat Earth Society is looking for new members
It's about time.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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