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I was raised in the Middle Ages and that's how we wrote it because we could no longer read the instructions...
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Can we skip the middleman and just post the profits to my bank account?
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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certainly, the profits are -1.5k and I will accept a cheque
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Would you believe, it's in the mail?
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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The good old US Snail Service?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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should have emailed it
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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To the Post Office? That would be cool. I could type my handwritten letters.
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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The very same.
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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This reminds me of our mailman in Texas, more than 35 years ago. He had a Spanish name which sounded a little like 'Enchilada'.He probably does not deliver any mail anymore.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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People still using cheques? Now I'll believe anything.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Watch my beer[^] 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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JimmyRopes wrote: beer
Since when does bud light count as beer?
BTW: cewl dog  
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Agreed.. now this is beer (and appropriately named too, I can tell you)  [Clickety^]
Edit: Sorry I couldn't find a better link to it, looks like they've shut up shop 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Aye
nothing more to say
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I can see the dog, but where's the beer? 
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A great watch dog!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Valuable Dog!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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He didn't do so well watching my bacon sandwich.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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And you're going to blame him for that?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Well the numbers were out of bounds but i really need help on the toilet, there is no paper to shh on. If someone could write a programm that autorefills the paper and sends a message to the paper guy that would be awesome. I need it really quick!
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Um, I don't know of any programmer, who would be interested of such shh program. But, next time you buy a toilet paper pack, make sure it inherits BigPaper.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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C'mon channel your inner MacGyver[^], there must be something you could use!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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There is always the scripts to those shows
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Recycling at its finest!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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