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Both questions have the same (phonetic) answer:
What is the largest flying land bird in the Western Hemisphere?
What is the portal utilized by snake oil salesmen called?
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A Con-Door! [Condor]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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An Andean Condor or a California Condor?
modified 20-Mar-15 17:41pm.
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Depends.
Which one is carrying the coconut?
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The Andean Condor is the larger of the two.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yes. Or so I hear, only seen California Condors. They slouch.
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This week's done.
Ship it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark Wallace wrote : Ship it.
Trackable ?
Wonde Tadesse
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Fetch the dogs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are they sniffer?
Wonde Tadesse
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Well, you can't track an electronic delivery with a chihuahua! 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Barely enough meat for a single burger.
No wonder they didn't catch on in Korea.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ok, I've ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif) ed it!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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I was unaware that one of our customers was Griff.
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This week failed QA though, we can't ship it until next week!
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QA?
We follow the MS and Apple QA methodology.
Just ship it.
If anyone complains, just tell them either:
-- "The next version will take you to the land of milk and honey!"
Or:
-- "Don't hold it that way".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The next version of this week will take you to the land of milk and honey...it may disrupt the space-time continuum...but don't worry about that, it's gonna be great! ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Hello Programmers,
Tired of mondays?
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Nope.
It's Friday.
And Monday is a good day: it's the Thursdays you have to watch for.
Too late in the week to start anything big and new, to early in the week to knock off early...As DNA said: "I never did get the hang of Thursdays"
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Cool.
I also agree with you
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I dislike Tuesdays in particular. That's the day with the worst morning traffic.
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Not in Friesland.
The worst traffic day in Friesland is early Spring.
Muck-spreading time is my favourite* time of year.
* Oops! I typoed a completely different word!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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..if you don't like the country-side, why Friesland? There's not much cow-dung in Amsterdam 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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