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My bet is on Piers Morgan! 
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Hopefully David Cameron will be looking for a job in a couple of months, he's the closest to Clarkson.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Although they are neighbors, literally living next to one another, they could hardly be more apart as human beings
One has a reputation for being a proper aristocrat, the other, well... not being that
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: One has a reputation for being a proper aristocrat, ...
They both have a reputation for being a complete and utter something that rhymes with "aristocrat". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I thought the meaning was the same 
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chriselst wrote: he's the closest to Clarkson.
He needs to come out of the closet.
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You cant seriously want Labour in power? Red Ruberband? He is an utter fool.
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There is an old saying that you could put a red rosette on a Donkey and labour will vote for it, looks like someone is trying to prove the saying
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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One of the benefits of living in France is seeing the effect of long term socialist voting. Its not pretty.
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More likely it'll get shelved for a while and then come back in a new format with a whole new crew. In the meantime, Clarkson and his pals, dopey and shorty, will probably end up on al Jazeera doing Top Camel. 
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Clarkson will undoubtedly earn more from now on than he would if the BBC had renewed his contract.
The other two are out of contract next month too iirc.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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As a trio they can go work for ITV in a heart beat, which if they don't do the US they will probably do. The question is, will May and Hammond give up their BBC careers for a pal?
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Looks like they will, especially as neither has the loyalty to the BBC Clarkson had, both seem to be more loyal to him (oh and a big check will help)
My guess is Netflix - no advertisers to piss off and bags of cash to play with
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: My guess is Netflix - no advertisers to piss off and bags of cash to play with
Yes, seems likely.
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It will probably be Dara O'Briain ... he's headline for 75% of BBC output these days.
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Wouldn't surprise me if they went with Graham Norton - he's on the other 25%.
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Or they could dig up Carol Vorderman - she was taking over TV just before she got the axe from Countdown.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Piers Morgan
He's our bitch, now.
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They should make Clarkson do community service. Perhaps as a presenter on some show, maybe about cars or something.
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Alan Partridge would be the best, most people wouldn't notice the presenter had changed. Whoever they choose or whatever they do won't work.
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It's time for them to have the Stig in the mainstream now.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Their has to be some criteria
popular with the guardinista (Stephen Fry?)
popular with the trendy left (Johnathan Ross?)
outspoken - but in an acceptable way for the BBC (Russell Brand?)
Left wing comedian (Dara OBrien)
OTT left wing comedian (Frankie Boyle)
All would seem suitable for the BBC
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Someone who likes fast cars and can make a prat out of himself?
Isn't that the definition of the set of English males 16-65?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
Isn't that the definition of the set of English males 16-65?
FIFY
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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