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Do you mind?
I'm kinda busy right now...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Lay that chocolate down, Pa!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wish you the same.. 
Thanks & Regards
RajeeshMenoth
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"I'll make my own Easter, with blackjack and hookers."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mr Rodríguez said:
"In fact, forget the Easter and blackjack!"
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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same to you master 
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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And a happy easter to you too!
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Happy Easter to you too, Maciej, and to everyone else!
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Sign over a Gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be delighted."
In a Restaurant Window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Vivic wrote: "We repair what your husband fixed."
We actually have a plumber in our area who has that on their trucks as a tag line  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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... and we have one running round here with "Your sh*t is our bread and butter" across the tailgate, except they don't use the asterisk.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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"It smells like money to me."
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I don't do Jesus, but a 4 day weekend is great.
I'm ovet a relo's place getting pissed on their coin
Don't get much better than this.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: I don't do Jesus
That's OK, he does you.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: That's OK, he does you.
He tried, but I kicked that paedo kunt to the next solaar system.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Beh.
Invisible pink unicorns trump African demigods, any day.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How do you know they are pink?
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You just don't understand faith.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Michael Martin wrote: a 4 day weekend is great
Yeah, it must be nice. Here in the US we don't get any days off for Easter.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Nothing is greater for mankind than the celebration of a Risen Saviour.
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I have a .NET user control in C# (for Windows application )to deliver to customers. which compile mode assembly I shall deliver: debug or release mode when I compile it? sound stupid, but if I deliver it in release mode DLL assembly, user loads it into a window application project, when he presses F5, he can not run his application in debugging mode.
please share your experience if you like.
Thanks a million.
diligent hands rule....
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Post it in on the C# forum, if you don't want to be made fun of.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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That's silly, of course you can use release assemblies in debug. What do you think you're doing when you link to the System assemblies. Those aren't debug.
BTW, in future, post these sort of questions in the C# or .net forums
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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