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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Actually, I was expecting to see an ad for the new McDonald's Ham Sandwich. Alas, there is no such thing... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Burger King didn't pay for a damned thing. Its customers paid for it.
If asked "What would you prefer, to pay the right price for our products , or to pay us double, so we can fritter your money away on marketing stunts?", how would customers respond?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nice story
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This AM I saw a picture of the young couple in front of a BK sign.
Now it makes more sense.
And for BK ? ? ? An amazing amount of free advertising on all the news shows (and every other piece of audio and visual media) that display it . . . or like you . . . reference it.
Which should even further renew your faith in Deep Fried Grizzle on a Bun
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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My faith in the fast food industry is restored
Bah. Recognize it for what it is--a publicity stunt. And a cheap one at that.
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dandy72 wrote: Recognize it for what it is
Sarcasm, my friend. Sarcasm. 
/ravi
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Too subtle then. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
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I wonder what they're going to serve at the reception...
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How to exhaust a lake's fish population in minutes: (This is a YouTube video link) [Fishing frenzy]
One cannot help but wonder what kind of government creates a society where people are so desperate for food?
modified 7-Apr-15 19:08pm.
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You've never been to the Harrods sale.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's a tribal/cultural custom. What makes you think a government could in any way influence it.
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What I don't understand is how there can be anything to fish at all? If they completely empty the lake, then surely there can be no fish for the next time? 
And if - by some miracle - a few fish escape, they can't reproduce enough to make it worth while fishing again only one year after? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I just spent at least 30 minutes trying to get a two line Haskell function to work.
Typed it out, didn't work. Looked at the answer in my workbook, looks fine.
Tried all kinds of stupid stuff, but what the hell it's only two friggin lines of code!?
Ok, whatever, next question... SAME PROBLEM!
I couldn't get anything to run.
So I just finally figured out it was some stupid problems with tabs vs. spaces... Yes, in Haskell spacing/alignment matters 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Yes, in Haskell spacing/alignment matters
Ain't it fun! That's true of several FP languages, including F# in its "light" mode. Especially on match statements, I often find myself indenting until the IDE stops underlining the expression in red, hahaha.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: I often find myself indenting until the IDE stops underlining the expression in red, hahaha
For Haskell my IDE is Notepad++... Ha... ha... ha... 
Marc Clifton wrote: Ain't it fun!
All the fun you need[^] 
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Python does the same thing... it makes scripting quick and easy, but if a program gets really large and complicated...oh boy, those whitespace problems are a b@#$h to find.
Add a sprinkling of multiple developers working on the same project and everyone uses a different editor (tabs are not guaranteed to be any number of spaces)... 
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The same thing convinced me to move to TypeScript from CoffeeScript
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Look in the dictionary under 'masochism' and you will find some more samples. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ahhh - memories of FORTRAN; column 7
But, if this works with your editors, I always set the editor to convert tabs to spaces. I use the tab key to align stuff but end up with nice spaces.
Added bonus! ! ! ! Limited Time Only ! ! !
If you use a different editor with tab width set to a different value it doesn't hurt to open your spaces only file.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Sander Rossel wrote: Yes, in Haskell spacing/alignment matters
And you're using it because..??
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Study. And a little interest. Mostly study though.
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If you had to "program" your life, what language would you use and why?
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Silence.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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