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We have no sea side in Switzerland. Apart from that we have mountains, lakes, rivers... Chocolate, watches...
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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You have chocolate watches? Awesome. Who needs an apple watch when you can have a chocolate watch?
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Maybe he was referring to Android Wear having KitKat!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Cleaning your shirt cuffs is a bugger, though.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We got lakesides, which is good enough.
The console is a black place
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Using three condoms at the same time, to keep the one in the middle clean.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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That wise comment will, I assure you, be plagiarized at every opportunity.*
- Every Opportunity - that begs so many questions
+5
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Swiss Army Knives expose features that are only available if the knife finds itself in Switzerland.
What do they call a Swiss watch in Switzerland? Just "watch"?
The same goes for chocolate.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: What do they call a Swiss watch in Switzerland? Just "watch"?
"Uhchrrr" maybee just "swiss"
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The same goes for chocolate.
"Schockchlad" or "Schockchi" or "Schockchlädli"
EDIT: Yes no one apart from those living there or near there may be able to read and pronounce this
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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You have massive weed pipes[^]
(link sfw)
I'd rather be phishing!
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Delusions of Grandeur?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Clickety[^] [SFW]
(From BBC News, 22 Apr 2015)
/ravi
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Phew, I thought for a moment that NZ was textspeak for Nazi
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Is it compulsory to celebrate this day?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Expect a reprimand from your Prime Minister if you don't!
/ravi
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Where is event taking place then?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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And we've got a lot to forgive them for
(Irrespective of your citizenship)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hair pulling...WW2...yep, they're pretty much equivalent...
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As a non-Canadian I reserve the right to opt-out of forgiving the Canadian Prime Minister for...well, just about everything.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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My first born is 13 on Friday. She wanted a *special* day out on Saturday with some friends. After deciding that it would just be her and three friends from school we agreed to a small treat for the day.
In the morning we're taking them to our club for a mini make-over, what ever that entails, then after swimming we'll be having lunch there. Then in the afternoon we're taking the four of them to the cinema. It would probably be worse, but we must end it there as we're off to a friend's 30th in the evening.
I can't see the bill being far short of £400 for the day out once you add in treats at the cinema plus the little odds and sods they will no doubt require as part of the make-over.
First I married one and took my free will, now I am bringing up two who take all my money. I do love the three of them, but they ain't 'alf expensive! Girls - can't live with 'em, can't feed 'em to the wolves.
veni bibi saltavi
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That's where men go wrong. They pretend to be rich to impress the girls, where they should pretend to be poor, and get a less expensive model.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: get a less expensive model. No, the models all want rich guys.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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JIMMY SOUL
"If You Wanna Be Happy"
Google the lyrics. It is true... if only I had listened...
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