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The Doodle of the day takes you to a Google "What animal are you?" Quiz.
Odd questions - or at least some odd answers - but it seems I am "You're a giant squid!You can achieve anything to which you put your mind and/or your massive tentacles."
I am embarrassed to say that I misread the final word... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're a pangolin!
The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators.
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Same here! We should meet somewhere and plot to take over Earth! 
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yeah, I too read spectacles instead. 
Oh, and I am also a squid.
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That's a load of balls. 
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i got a woolly Mammoth, apparently so unique that i should be extinct... thanks google, i'll remember that...
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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A komodo dragon!
You have an appetite for life – as well as the ability to swallow an entire goat.
But why would I want to swallow a whole goat?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: But why would I want to swallow a whole goat?
If it's barbequed...
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I'll join the shoal of squid.
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I'm apparently a Mantis Shrimp[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Just when you think you are done with work today, this deck of cards[^] will be your next fun project at home!
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I'm amused, but $15 for one deck is kinda steep when Amazon will sell me two ordinary decks for $6 or a dozen for $15.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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But, men belong to Mars, and women to Venus.
So, who remains to celebrate it?
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The animals?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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queue 3 verses of "House of the rising sun"
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Animals also being male or female, are also from Mars or Venus.
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I beg to differ. It's men (not males) who are from Mars, and women (not females) who are from Venus.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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OK. The the all members of the animal and plant kingdoms celebrate it. For them, anyway, it is Earth Day everyday, isn't it?
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Not necessarily. Have you ever seen the way black goats can destroy whole groves of trees?
There are claims that over the last thousands of years, they have played a significant part in the desertification of what used to be the Fertile Crescent in the Middle East.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: black goats
Not the coloured ones?
Those claims were made by someone from Mars, isn't it
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I am referring to the species of goat that is cultivated by the Bedouin and others in the Middle East. The claims regarding the destruction caused by these goats are quite serious.
The idea that low-technical people necessarily live "in harmony" with nature is false. This is not the only example of a low-technical culture that has had a major effect on the environment.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Judging by their behavior, many computers are also from Venus.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think that is still undecided: 5 reasons to believe computers are male/female[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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