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Is the right answer, well done!
Monday morning, bright eye and bushy tailed we expect your CCC at 9!
veni bibi saltavi
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Yes, I won't be able to, but I can always count on you. 
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Movie Quote Of The Day
In this circle, my friend, "wit" is not a requirement of the job. Brutality, yes. An ability to inflict pain, absolutely. A certain psychotic moral ignorance, blind obedience, all required. But not wit.
Which movie?
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Why are you publishing my job description?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Looks like we work in the same (or similar) place 
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As I used to say when I worked for my first employer:
I'm a bastard when I'm on duty and for you I'm always on duty. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Paris goes on public transport?
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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Fight Club
veni bibi saltavi
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The first rule...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... don't mention it 
veni bibi saltavi
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But what about the second rule?
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There is only one Rule, to that you must obey.
No one talks about nothing about it about not existing things 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The first rule prevents me telling you.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The Italian Job
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Rambo: First Election.
Edit: Should that rather be The Terminator ?
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Conan the Republican? The Governator?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Terminator 4: Californication
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Rambo : First thoughts
Didn't read teh answers already given
It's
El Padre : A job you do not refuse
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Taxi driver?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Has Game of Thrones finally been made into a movie series?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Is it the advert for Jeremy Clarkson's replacement on Top Gear?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The Candidate.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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