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Mrs Wife came down to breakfast this morning wearing a black arm band, so I asked her why. She told me it was to commemorate how fourteen years ago her hopes and dreams had died.
I just got her a card for our wedding anniversary. 
veni bibi saltavi
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You should have painted an apple logo on it.
Girls might not always want fancy, but they do like expensive.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't give them iDeas! iCard, iGift, iWrap - this could end up being very iXpensive!
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Just tie a ribbon around yourself as a present, but for heavens sake don't have receipt in sight or she will have you back at a shop for a refund before you could get dressed 
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We don't do that sort of thing, we have children!
veni bibi saltavi
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That's what Vaseline is for: you put it on the door handle to stop the kids getting in.
Ah, the old ones are the best! Well, some of them, anyway. Not this one though.
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Well - when our kids were too young to move out of the house - we dumped them off at Granny's house and went to Adults-Only All-Inclusive resorts in Jamaica (WI).
(If you pick the right resort, that armband could become here dinner outfit.)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Congrats...I think? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Is a framework not throwing exceptions equivalent to an angry wife? Those who have experience in the later framework do reply. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Herself doesn't throw things - her aim is too poor to make it worthwhile - she specializes in Shouting and worse, Total Silence!
But we used to live next door to a couple where she had severe PMS: for a week a month she would throw kitchen knives at him for the slightest transgression. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Total Silence!
Does she do the one were you can still hear the silence from two rooms away. I hate that one.
veni bibi saltavi
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That's de bunny!
And also chills the air in the whole house without touching the heating...
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Thank God as the aim was too poor otherwise I would have been writing, rest in peace... Or rest in piece. .
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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OriginalGriff wrote: she would throw kitchen knives at him for the slightest transgression
That's one exception that shouldn't have a try...catch block around it.
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I would suggest
try
{
...
}
duck (SeeSharpObjectException quickly)
{
...
}
finally
{
Run(away);
}
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Syntax error. I wonder how it would be in catch block!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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There are some exceptions you really, really don't want to catch!
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OriginalGriff wrote: she specializes in Shouting and worse, Total Silence!
First the yelling - then she pauses for a while - comes back and starts in again. It's better expressed:
do(true) {
Yell();
Blame();
Pause();
} while(true);
I considered it for a bit: it's definitely a do {} while; and not a while {}
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I had a spouse that was bi-polar and she could go off at the slightest thing without warning, she would hollar, throw things and punch so when she got that way I just left.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
Which movie?
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The Life and Times of Professor Richard Dawkins
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At the Gates of Heaven - The Microsoft Story! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Paris invades campus
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Qua te movis Bill?
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Grunts vs. Teddy Bears
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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