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Seriously?[^]
Why on Earth would ANYONE think that this kind of 'prank' (I use that term veeeeeeeery loosely here) is a good idea?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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"Well, my mates were doing it... And the deputy helped us treat the building as a urinal..."
Should help them all get jobs in a few years.
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Eh, problem is is there's enough of them it doesn't matter. Get enough idiots behind you and you can even run for office 
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That's exactly what I thought when I read the article say that they "let chickens and crickets loose in the hallways".
What idiot would do that?
Everyone knows that you release penguins into hallways! Duh!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Quote: urinated on walls, let chickens and crickets loose in the hallways, sprayed shaving cream and ketchup throughout the building and left a dead animal in a hallway.
Pretty much an average day at some of the schools I taught in!
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DD lost the election - it was apparently quite close.
The rumour that the balance was tipped by a bunch of gypsies getting together and voting for the first time ever are entirely unfounded.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I said "apparently" because I was quoting the dalek who there were only 200 votes in it = so I guess 1597 - 1382 = 200 ish
Which suggests he was con1
Why 2 cons and 2 labs?? Doesn't make sense to me? doesn't that mean 2 party candidates splitting the vote?
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Two Council seats up for grabs: Con1 and Con2.
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Who is DD?
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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If you don't know, you probably don't need to. Unless he comes back and starts causing mayhem again.
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He's a cross between an Accountant and a Gin Consumption machine. 
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..and Is he a CP Member?
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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Well, 
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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CCC ? 
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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Don't think so - he'll be standing in 4 years
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Dunno about that: this was his "reward" safe Conservative seat (because he stood for one he didn't stand a chance of getting last time) and to throw that to the opposition at a time when the party has just massively won an election is not going to go down well with the Decision Makers at Luton Party HQ...they generally aren't a forgiving bunch! 
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I was one of those gypsies. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Maxxx wrote: DD lost the election
Sad to hear that.
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Life is neither pink nor easy as you think when you were a student.
The university was where we faced the difficulties of a beginner, as well as where we found our good friends. The most amazing thing in college was when we realize who we are. We had the right to choose ideologies and perceptions of life. However, there are 11 lessons that universities did not teach you:
1. The knowledge in courses and classes cannot be used.
The office workers next to you cannot participate in the courses you have attended. Two people from the different academic background, but the two of you still be respected and earn the same salary. No one will ask what you've learned in college, but you have to use that knowledge and experience to complete the assigned tasks. The college period has passed, and now your life is outside of lectures and textbooks.
2. In life, talent is important
Your manager may be younger than you, but you'll have to call him the "boss". In college, a junior student could be older than you, still respected you, because you are a senior student. In real life, the respect is based on real talent.
3. The Art of communication.
You may have learned personality development courses in college but in life you will realize the importance of good communication. You may need to propose to a girl, want to be promoted, or would like to discuss certain issues with neighbors. Communication skills can determine success or failure in life.
4. How to evaluate a person
In college, a person could be your friend or your enemy, but in life you cannot predict the relationship between two people is. A good friend in the office can also take your opportunity so you must learn how to identify the characteristics of people around you. Actions may conflict with words.
5. You have to look at yourself, what you say, how you say, and who you talk to
In college you can argue with a friend today, tomorrow you two still be friend. But in life it's a different story. In college, friends and others know you through words, but in life people will understand you according to their perception, not every word you uttered.
6. The network relationships are always helpful
In college, friends are your world. But in life, you cannot exist without a network connection. You need a job, a new house, build a business, a social group. This means you need a good relationship with everyone.
7. Saving money is not easy
You want to enjoy and discover the life, you want at heights of 900 m in the sky. You want to enjoy red wine in a vineyard, or experience diving with coral and marine organism. To come up with any adventures, you need to save money, but saving money is not an easy thing. Your monthly salary would have to cover a lot of things such as buying food, clothing, paying bills, visiting parents ... And you'll notice very little money left over to save.
8. In relationships, actions say it all
When we were in college, a romantic love was expressed by the sweet promises. But in real life, an action says it all. You look at a person; you observe his actions and notice who he is. So, be careful of the words you use, as well as your actions, gestures.
9. It’s okay to make mistake, but not repeat it
Every mistake allows you learned something. Success comes when you have different mistakes, so each time you get a new lesson. In college, you can repeatedly ask silly questions to teachers, but in life if you ask the same questions and repeatedly the same mistake, you will be labeled "silly ".
10. It is important to continue to move forward. Life is a journey, not a destination
High school time, you just wanted a high score. When you went to college, you wanted to be famous. When you work, the next goal was to work to get a promotion. After being promoted you want a vacation with the family, and it’s continues. Life is movement and every minute passed, you have to have new expectations and aspirations. So, think about the little joy and keep moving forward.
11. Everyone is very busy, so you need to take care of yourself
People around you are busy in their own battles. Even a 5 years old child has challenges and her own mission. So let's learn how to take care of yourself because college year has gone and your college friends were not there anymore.
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All true, but...you do look like a spammer...and we don't like them...not at all...
So be a little careful - you are close to the edge with your profile already, and if this post had had any links at all, I'd be deleting it and your account would be on it's way to the bin...
This you can get away with. But be careful...please.
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