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Wallace and Gromit are absolutely hilarious.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ah the modern design 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Don't, we're still mourning the passing of Keith Harris!
veni bibi saltavi
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And how am I supposed to put my canoe on top of it? It has no value to me!
Hogan
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Fill the canoe with helium balloons.
Honestly! Do we have to think of everything?
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Buy me one too! Please! 
"Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul."
-Douglas MacArthur
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Looks like a Ford Fiesta to me.
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If only I could afford to reserve one...
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Gin vs. Testla that is the question !!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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I hope they're not pretending the doors fold up like that to allow you to park closer to other cars.
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Wastes all his money on deep fried food! (8)
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KENTUCKY
Deep fried food automatically triggers KFC
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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21 secret herbs and spices. Most of them cabbage.
No, it's not KFC related! 
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Fritters. Deep fried or waste
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Well done!
You're up tomorrow!
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Now there's a challenge for me. Not used to these...
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They are harder to write than to solve... 
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Sorry for the delay - I forgot to upvote you...it's the Alzheimer's I tell you... 
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No problems.. I'll catch up to you soon 
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OriginalGriff wrote: it's the Alzheimer's I tell you
More likely to be Listeriosis[^]
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Scottish
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Could have been DaveAuld
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I've written some rules for CCC.
The first rule of Cryptic Crossword Club is (3,2,3,4,5,7,9,4)
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Green sky at morning, neighbor take warning.
Which movie?
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