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The Convent was running low on money, so Sister June got a job in the local pub. Quickly she became the Employee of the Month – she was the best bar nun.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hopefully she doesn't develop any bad habits.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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She never forgets the orders
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Her work habit must be good.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My father was a nun.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Now that was an immaculate misconception.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I've heard people say that too, just for the celibate.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But... but... that means your mother was also a sister! Or a sister was your mother! Was she... superior?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Now that was an immaculate emasculate misconception.
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Richard Deeming wrote: My father was a nun.
No, Baldrick. He wasn't.
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She'll need to watch out for the Bishop's Finger.. 
For those outside the UK[^]
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I guess she served a lot of Gin and Tunics?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I'll have nun of this.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Does anybody read those books, or do they have their own CodeProject site with a Q&A?
"I am new to this surgery thing. Can somebody explain how I ressurect the patient?"
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Q&A?
"I am new to this surgery thing. Can somebody explain how I ressurect the patient?"
Typical QA. You never give us enough information to actually help.
Is the patient dead or just mostly dead? There's a big difference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbE8E1ez97M[^]
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I have made sure he is dead.
How do I continue resurrecting? Are you sure this is the right approach?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Are you sure this is the right approach?
Of course. You can trust Billy Crystal. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: "I am new to this surgery thing. Can somebody explain how I ressurect the patient?"
Try these:
-> There is no recovery from a fatal exception.
-> Try turning it off and on again
-> It didn't die; it crashed
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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The basic article is a good read
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I started with C# in 2011, so probably I might not had that much fun as you people had. 
*silently steps back from the conversation*
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Coder (Hired) wrote: I stated with GW Basic in 1984
I started with FORTRAN IV in 1975. 
The only BASICs I've been forced to use were GDBASIC on HP Minicomputers and HPBASIC on HP 9845 desktop computers. HPBASIC was rather advanced, but GDBASIC was garbage created for in house use at General Dynamics.
I don't miss any of them! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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