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FearOf.net[^]
A list of ALL SOME known phobias. Quite cool.
There are some VERY weird ones out there...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
modified 20-Jun-15 2:25am.
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I see. Not too ultimate, eh?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I am sure they did, considering the big list is a Top 100.
The website is clearly a front end marketing site for the book........ 
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No big deal:
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
Or in other words: Don't panic 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Or in other words: Don't panic
Just make sure you know where your towel is. 
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I do because I'm about to go under the shower.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Where is the Kwitzat Haderach when we need him?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ok, you got me. When I saw the link, I thought it was about people that fear .NET 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Mickeysoft's ideas are something we all should fear
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What about these:
Code-o-phobia: Fear of code, especially large code bases (by a beginner).
Tester-o-phobia: Developer fearing about a tester finding his bug.
Developer-o-phobia: Tester fearing about getting beaten up by a developer, after finding a bug.
UML-o-phobia,
Design-pattern-o-phobia,
Legacy-o-phobia,
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Of course, I could be wrong - I got Chris' b'day wrong for some reason, but my calendar is popping up my first online good buddy as having a natal day today. Accurate or not, I'm wishing him a great day. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Ooh. Happy birthday Mr Smitha. Have a great one.
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Thank you, Pete
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Belated thank you, Roger
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Injecting mayonnaise?!? How does that even become a thing?
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And imagine how hard you'd have to push to injected it.
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Some times, what doesn't kill you will at least catch you a few moments of fame.
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More proof that "you can't fix stupid' 
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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From the link: About a decade ago there was a trend of people injecting mayonnaise........Vegemite and household spice, most recently turmeric, have also been injected
Good god!
Slow Kiwi: Hey man, like I need a big needle.
Pharmacist: What gauge?
Slow Kiwi: (pulls out a jar of Hellman's[^]) Um, garden hose?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I always wondered how our ancestors learned which plants were poisonous, edible, or have other 'special' properties.
..laxatives sound like a sh*tty way to die.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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