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Do we look like divorce lawyers to you?
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No one reads the get-together forumses.
It's no use bragging there, ya know?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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But then another problem arise. Will the got together participants be able to post in it.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I wasn't aware there was a get together forum until this thread!
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I met a CP member once.
When I woke up I was missing a kidney.
If I can only remember who I hooked up with...
Oh yeah, my dad is also on CP!
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Makes me wonder who the current winner of the most CP meets race is today. IIRC the last time it came up @Michael-Martin was high on the list if not at the top of it.
Before anyone asks Sean "Mankini" Ewington's claim is disqualified because 99% of the people he claims to've met in person have no recollection of the 24 hours before waking up with their worst brain bleach hangover ever.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: Makes me wonder who the current winner of the most CP meets race is today. IIRC the last time it came up @Michael-Martin was high on the list if not at the top of it.
I'll list who I remember meeting.
Chris Maunder
Christian Graus
Bryce Burrows
Josh Gray
Ashley van Gerven
Andy Johnston
Garth Lancaster
Peter in 2780
Dan Neely
Rajesh Subramanian
Damian Sheather
I've also spoken to the following on the phone.
Marc Clifton
Rex Winn
The Russian bloke who answered the phone at Code Project.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: The Russian bloke who answered the phone at Code Project.
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Two guys are walking in a rough neighborhood when someone jumps out from behind a car, pulls out a pistol, and demands, "Give me your wallets, NOW!"
The guys, pretty much expecting this, sigh and pull out their wallets. One guy opens his wallet and shows the thief that he had no cash and no credit cards.
The other guy opens his and grabs a bill, handing it to his friend. "Oh, hey, here's the $20 I owe you."
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The Jester's headgear is made of paper! (8)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Foolscap - fool's cap
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Any you are up tomorrow!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Gives me something to do for the rest of the day.
You know when you keep getting told there is so much work for you to do, but no-one can actually tell you what that work is because the business cannot work out what they want?
That.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Oh yes - got the T shirt.
Or I would have, if the T-shirt purchasing subcommittee could have agreed on the budget.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And why did I click on each message to check?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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They should have removed the 'Permalink' and 'Bookmark' links for each message, shouldn't they?
Who would want to bookmark them? Not me
modified 18-Aug-15 4:20am.
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P0mpey3 wrote: Who bothered to do this? Hamsters. Interfering furry varmints that they are.
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After "guessing" the correct answer yesterday its my turn.
₲ᴥ»₳♯»♠
Edit: (7 characters)
Clue: An enemy of that Turkish province.
Clue2: This FSOW will drive you mad.
Clue3: Alternate - Not M class.
modified 18-Aug-15 6:28am.
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How many letters?
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Riddler
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Correct province, wrong enemy.
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