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Movie Quote Of The Day
If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.
Which movie?
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Debbie does Dulas?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Before anyone else does: Hello, Dolly![^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You cloned my idea!
not really but I thought I would try
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Debbie goes to Wales
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: Debbie Griff goes to Wales
FTFY 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Always loved Tuco[^]...
(I know...It's from the other movie)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Barber of Seville
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Barber Baa-ber of Seville
FTFY
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Animal Farm (The Director's Cut!)
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With windows folks, when you have a run-in , you don't have a problem communicating it.
i.e
Windows Team:
Me: Guys, what the heck, you folks updated something in your IDE but its' never informed? Nothing is building for me with Visual Studio. Why not just shoot a mail when you update things.?? 
Win Team: Oops! sorry, try installing this plug-in in your VS. 
Android Team:
Me: Guys, what the heck, you folks updated something in your IDE but its' never informed? Nothing is building for me with Android Studio. Why not just shoot a mail when you update things.??
Win Team: Okay, try installing this plug-in in your _AS_. 
(The tone,modulation definitely sounds not just A-S)
I had been intentionally trying to re-abbreviate it to "AndStud". "AStud". Elephanting folks, Nobody seem to follow it. Looks like, the simple two letter abbreviation has given them a good time! 
Now I adapted to their style.
Me: Okay, take care & don't keep fiddling with your _AS_, without a communication, next times.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Sounds like you migh have to wipe your _AS_ and start again...:InnocentWhistleSmiley:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh, don't be anal, getting your _AS_ laid off never helped in the past.
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Clearly you miss very small points when working on to something. An example is that even in the Android Team block you wrote Win Team.
However, if not taking it to a battle of sexes, even your Vs would sound a bit slang.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Growing older. Missing out on copy-pastes 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Or, as we say here in AZ, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Wingsuits over Rio[^]
Will Rogers never met me.
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been to Rio i have - many years ago...too many foreigners
B
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That is just .... words fail me (probably because I'm choking with laughter!)
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Not the ending I was expecting.
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5 letters
Ω-
=_
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Clue: Who knows this one?
Clue: Bathmophobic? (that's a fear of stairs or slopes)
Clue: Skaroian? (They come from Skaro.
The answer is "Dalek"
Come on, guys! It *looks* like a Dalek.
As OG is a lazy arse not doing one, I will try to get one done today - no promises as I'm in a different hemisphere.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote: As OG is a lazy arse not doing one
I dunno, I get complaints when I do things, I get complaints when I don't...
It's just like being at home, sometimes.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This was indeed brilliant. How could we miss the Dalek - honest question ??
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