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Why are so called aliens always human like
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Because if the nutters point at a random rock that doesn't look "human" and say "Look! An alien" everyone will just go "No, that's a rock.  "
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And the funny part she looks clothed in a dress. Human western fashion is really universal throughtout the universe. Amazing 
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Regarding the explosion, according to a Sky News anchor this was due to a ship full of "explosions". Obviously a few of those must have gotten out.
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I think she looks like a nun.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Dammit! I knew I'd left that action figure somewhere!
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The one day of the year when ...
... everything is the same as all the other days.
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I just can't believe that in 2015, we still did not get rid of this disability.
*grabs popcorn and sits down *
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You'll have to stir harder than that. Try using your left hand 
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A long time ago, a friend of mine had to solve a problem in front of the class in school. She would not find the solution, and was standing a bit lost with a piece of chalk in her left hand, so the teacher eventually told her "Try and use your correct hand". 
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The old mans a leftie and at school (1930s) they were punished if they wrote with their left hand. He still writes right hand now, but left hand for everything else. ( that I dare find out about  )
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Avijnata wrote: including my child.
and mine (I suppose).
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as a left hander all I can say is who cares. There are too many international days for this or that for me to .......
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: as a left hander all I can say is who cares.
Boo! Being left handed is awesome.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'm happy that I'm left handed but its all these it international day for "x" that I get bored of.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: its all these it international day for "x" that I get bored of.
I can see that.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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We're the only ones in our right mind.
Everyone is born right-handed but only the best are able to overcome. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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All sinister (under-breath snigger) people - now is the time to show how much better the world would be if we ran the joint!
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From the Story:
BUHL, Idaho - Two bomb squads in south-central Idaho had to be called in after 47 bazooka rounds were found in an old tent trailer.
The Times-News reports that a family in Buhl discovered the 62-year-old shells while cleaning on Tuesday.
Twin Falls County Sheriff's office spokesNon-DescriptIdentifier Lori Stewart says it's not unusual for deputies to respond to calls of abandoned weapons in Buhl. The rural region is divided among multi-generational families on large farms, making it difficult to keep track of what's been stored for long periods of time.
 REALLY?! 
http://www.ktvb.com/story/news/local/2015/08/12/47-bazooka-rounds-found-in-south-central-idaho/31544297/[^]
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As long as they don't touch my tank! 
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That's my son's line
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Hahaha!!! Good one! 
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