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...like a boss [^]
McD's on 42nd Street, that tourist trap often referred to as Times Square 
modified 25-Aug-15 6:54am.
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I truly admire people with objectives in life.
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That's how I code.
Can I get an overflow?
With an Exception to go!
Create a loop right here.
Making if-statements disappear.
I want some data y'all,
So best include an HTTP call.
And on the side some curly braces,
Cause I got a switch statement with many cases.
And I'll have some multi-threading,
But leave the races!
And that's how I roll 
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That is some great programmer poetry.
Did you write that yourself? If not, please include attribution.
If so, way to go.
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newton.saber wrote: Did you write that yourself? If not, please include attribution.
Made it up on the spot 
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The best! you made my day. 
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I'm more impressed by the guy behind the counter, didn't miss a thing.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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You did not watch til the end, did you ? 
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I don't not get the double negatives in sentences. I do not never get it right. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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... don't
veni bibi saltavi
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This board looks more and more like Facebook. So in that sprit #HailCorporate
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The real boss is that guy who took the order, he did not flinch once.
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You know the word 'Rap' actually starts with a silent 'C'?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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RogelioP / EX DE,HL wrote: ...like a boss [^]
He eats at McDonald's...that makes him the boss of what, exactly?
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Make that two.
And Super Size it all.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Pardon my Tardiness.
Celebrate four roman canons in an alloy (8)
I estimate this to be quite hard - so someone will solve it in 5 minutes 
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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CARNIVAL?
I can't justify it all though...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually very close - well, certainly on the right track...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Festival
FE - AL (Iron-Aliminum alloy)
Canon - saints - ST
IV four in Roman numerals
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I'm impressed!
You're up tomorrow!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Are you allowed to put easter eggs or humorous messages in your programs? We write business apps, so it's frowned upon.
I just had Avira launch a scanning window titled Luke Filewalker
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I once released a Tetris like game that could be launched with the correct key sequence from anywhere within the application. This went out to well over a hundred servers with 5 to 10 users at most of the installations.
I doubt anyone ever found it.
We also had a help icon on each screen that when clicked popped up a message saying help not implemented. I changed one of them to say RTFM. I know someone found that because they phoned up to complain. I argued this showed we should actually get around to writing the help some day.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Dunno, are you allowed to put a Sanity Clause in your EULA?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't believe in no Sanity Clause . . . 
Sorry . . someone had to . . .
Treading on the toes of giants . . .
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