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Movie Quote Of The Day

Pulling a trigger is like ordering a takeout.

Which movie?

V.

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No movie, my instructor in basic training.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

CDP1802 wrote:
my instructor in basic training.

Visual basic? Gosh, programming is becomming more and more violent... Sigh | :sigh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

Yes, drill instructors are experts in BASIC, also in TALKING IN CAPITALS for hours without running out of air. And, of course, they can easily show you that death actually is not the worst option.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

CDP1802 wrote:
death

CDP1802 wrote:
TALKING IN CAPITALS

Yes, that is its distinctive sign Poke tongue | ;-P

In the Discworld the character of Death spoke in all capitals

GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey

Now that you say it, I finally know why Death is one of my favorite characters. Smile | :)

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

The DBA: Schema Change II

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Debbie Does JSOP! D'Oh! | :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

Mad Cat!

Regards,
Palash

Hmm, Mad Cats[^] are really good, but it's built by Clan Wolf. I prefer to play the Falcons, but maybe I can inherit one after frying its last pilot in the cockpit. Smile | :)

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Winnie The Pooh The Movie. Oh sorry did you say tRigger, I must put my hearing aid in. Sigh | :sigh:

A documentary on McDonalds.

Scarface

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

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Zombieland

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Rambo 6 - First Pizza

it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.

modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.

The (Bamboo) Shootist

Hi all,

Something is puzzling to me. It's autumn where I live, and the new school year has started and people are coming in from their summer vacations.

What I want to know is, what kind of crack are the companies in Southern California smoking, and where can I get some?

By the way, I am employed; however, I like to keep "feelers out," just in case. I suspect other people do the same. Anyhow, wages for developers are in the LOW five figure ranges and all the job ads say, "New graduates wanted."

What new graduates? I mean, is this really the time of the year to be posting want ads for new graduates? I thought the new crop of graduates was available in the spring/summer. And what's with $45,000/year in Southern Calif. for a senior developer? I guess I'd apply for a job paying such crap, if I was living on the sofa in my Mom's basement (which I'm not, thankfully).

Anyone have any ideas?

Wow that's quite a small payment for a senior developer ?

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HobbyProggy wrote:
Wow that's quite a small payment for a senior developer ?

Lucky them, Senior Developers here are lucky to get 25.000 €/year...

GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey

Wuut ?

Did i get the term wrong? senior means to me that the person has at least 5-10 y experience, so no new graduates.

If that's the case i stay where i am.

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Senior in Italy means a person who has at least 10-15 years of experience, and yes, that is their paycheck. New graduates range from 10k to 18k / year.

GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey

Okay... and i thought im bad payed Suspicious | :suss:

In Germany range for (graduate) softwaredevelopers is 35k-42k / year

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
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}
else
{
    MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

modified 9-Oct-15 7:10am.

That's why you have endless queues of Italian engineers coming in Germany to work.

GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey

Well yeah, now i get the picture.

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
    MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
    MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

Quote:
That's why you have endless queues of Italian engineers coming in Germany to work.

Don't forget the endless queues of Syrians! Hey, there must be some programmers among the refugees! Big Grin | :-D

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