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its mostly archived somewhere...useless........you think people would have time to tinker with old code when they can't fix their own code?...possibly in the future u can ask AI to do that kinda work
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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My group keeps comprehensive backups due to our products' extraordinary life span, 10 years or more. We limit support to more recent versions.
Archived source code is generally available to the team, although some older items take a minor bit of effort to retrieve.
We have one application, an in-house debugging tool, that has been in active development since 2000.
Software Zen: delete this;
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seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi.
Thoughts on a joke to start it with?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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knock knock who's there
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What is the name of a popular search engine that most answers to questions can be found with? for $100, Bob.
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Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the latest fancy smartphone?
A: Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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winner. Thank you
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Why didn’t the skeleton have a mobile?
He had no body to talk to!
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"How can you tell when your sister is ..." no, no - wrong forum ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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...carrying a child? She gets you a new phone for the Father's Day.
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Erm ... no. That's one is both clean and tasteful in comparison. Don't try to guess, it'll only get us both banned.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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and now I am curious.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for the WiFi password.
The bar tender replies "You have to buy a drink first"
So the man buys a beer.
"Ok, so now what's the WiFi password?"
The bartender replies "'You have to buy a drink first', all lower case, no spaces."
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Why is there no public WiFi in Germany?
You're not allowed to ask for anyones SS ID ...
Sorry to all Germans ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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You could make a TikTok video of your presentation.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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All your data is ours.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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Gerry Schmitz wrote: All your data is ours. And you think that is a joke!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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rnbergren wrote: Smart Phone security for the masses
Show up with a brick, and tell them if they're serious about security, that's the phone they should be carrying.
Walk off stage. Presentation over.
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a "tuba glue."
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i have never given a public talk . i know nothing re/ same except what i see on the tellie . i am always surprised characters in various stories claim they need a joke to begin such . i vaguely recall a Big Bang Episode re/ same and only recently another such . i always thought it was stupid i.e. a kind of joke . anyway even if a good joke is found how does one sequei to the serious portion ? bada-bing bada-boom ? "I'm here all week . Don't forget to tip the waitresses ."
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When I read my email I always look first for "Daily News - ..." but this latest Codeproject email is missing the words "Daily News".
73
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(part normal snare and part loud, pithless composite fiberboard accent)
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... as a standard step in their problem analysis tree. Useless to solve the problem, BUT now have to search for all settings and all passwords for all my websites
She was to quick for me to prevent it. I hate remote support.
/edit: I remembered my CP password
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Hence your username.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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