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List<byte[,]>[] ScaledColorChannelMatrixListTable = {
new List<byte[,]>(), new List<byte[,]>(), new List<byte[,]>()
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Dale Barnard wrote: I should either be promoted or fired for that. I'm not sure which.
You are clearly management material. Promote/fire yourself out of programming and as a manager, mandate that all variables should now be complete sentences with optional prepositional phrases. In your spare time, write a Lint utility that verifies compliance.
Marc
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My best name was:
RFpowerBoardUnderTestBoardGoldenAtempOne_Testthebloodything the under score was meant to be removed but wasn't I believe that it is still in use... I should be flayed for that
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I thought I smelled a rat, but it was only a mouse.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Reminded me of the Simpsons.
Gentlemen, we must determine which of our fellow inmates has become the Rodentus Incarcerarium.
You heard the boss.
Find the rat.
I found the rat, and he's right here.
I ain't the rat; I'm the pigeon.
I thought you was the mole.
No, you're thinking of that guy who was the canary.
But we can all agree, we work in a business with a very rich lexicon.
Rich lexicon, very rich.
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Let all the cats loose
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Does living in a Metric System country cause tens-ion?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You could get a metre to tell you?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Let's both be grateful that no one linked this post with your "Thought of the Day[^]" and mentioned something unmentionable - like shopping for a good price in a metric system country is looking for a deci-mall value.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm not sure, let me grab my deca tarot cards, they should tell us.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, and friction and incantations of the worst kind when dealing with the Empire.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You don't actually use tens in the metric system. Ever hear anyone measure in decimetres or decagrams? Me neither!
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And this[^] is my new job!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Why didn't you just say you've taken a position with Microsoft?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Why didn't you just say you've taken a position with Microsoft?
Who said I didn't?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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You appear to be quite qualified for your new job Mike! Congrats, hope you make piles of money.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: You appear to be quite qualified for your new job Mike! Congrats, hope you make piles of money.
I was a little worried at the interview but apparently I didn't step in it...so here I are!
A week ago I couldn't even spell engineer and now I are one!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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I started in material engineering (never got my license though) and ended up doing database administration.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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After your years of practice shoveling it here, I'm not surprised you got the job.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Practice, practice, pratice...
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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When's the big mooove?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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