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For the little dictator in us all - [clickity][^]
veni bibi saltavi
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He's not a dictator. He was democratically elected under the "One Man, One Vote" system.
He's "The Man" and he has the vote.
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That used to be called 'Singapore Democracy' - Lee Kuan Yew was the man.
veni bibi saltavi
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You can have any colour you like ... as long as it's red!
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OriginalGriff wrote: He's not a dictator, he's a very naughty boy.
FTFY.
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Yes, and those voting for him are also allowed to vote more than once 
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Yet another prediction that Asimov[^] got right. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And Pratchett:
"Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote." ― Terry Pratchett, Mort
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What's the story behind this picture ? Is this real or photoshopped ?
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Photoshopped - it was originally Kim Jung-un riding the bear.
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Really? I thought it was The Griff!
Life is too shor
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Nah - my steed is a rabid sheep! 
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That's the KSS version of "mounting the sheep", is it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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This is Wales. The closest we get to "Midday Sun" is when the street lights come on...
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Quick - Orchestra, play 'The Charge of the light Brigade'!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No it looks quite right. I see putin riding Kim Jung-un. Anything wrong with that ?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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That which is seen cannot be unseen. 
veni bibi saltavi
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it is really photoshoped. As half of all the news. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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The other half not photoshopped at all, it is purely fabricated!
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I see why it's sold at an affordable cost.
Quote: Figurine not formally endorsed by nor affiliated with President Vladimir Putin
A Russian chick at the front would have made it a perfect ride.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I don't see much difference[^].
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Does a percentage of the sale proceeds actually reach him?
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Refuse to stroke the short cleric! (7)
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