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A roll of duct tape, a stick and a small mirror.
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The lease company isn't going to like that... (Neither is the police for that matter).
I hope their insurance covers it, but of course I can't prove I didn't do it.
And I've got my own risk.
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Watch: John Lewis Christmas advert 2015 [^]
A veritable potpourri of some of the best Xmas ads from the last few years. for those that like this sort of thing. Bit too slushy for me.
Oh, and I wanted to be the first to say merry Christmas!
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And let me be the first to say, "Happy Thanksgiving!"
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Bollocks - didn't see that.
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And a very festive Tree & Turkey Day to you too!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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May I recommend you look on YouTube for "Fascinating Aida Christmas song".
That.
veni bibi saltavi
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Quote: I wanted to be the first to say merry Christmas!
You're not the first - you're about 11 months late!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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The Guardian's view[^] is, well, .....
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Maybe they're over-thinking it a wee bit.
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... hasn't been nearly as funny since they allowed Penny to be smarter (and let her cut her hair). This season is especially unfunny since we don't have Amy sniffing after Sheldon...
I predict one more season before it's gone.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I predict one more season before it's gone. Funny, I thought it was already over. I had no idea they had another season going now.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: hasn't been nearly as funny since they allowed Penny to be smarter Yeah, that's right, women suck. They have to be dumb as bricks so guys with small woo-woos that think they're smarter can still feel superior. :sarcasm:
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: and let her cut her hair
I agree that was lame, but then again she's more of a man than the other characters, so it does make some sense.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: This season is especially unfunny since we don't have Amy sniffing after Sheldon... Would it not be equally as funny to see him sniffling after her for a change? You got a vendetta against chicks?
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Would it not be equally as funny to see him sniffling after her for a change?
and that's exactly what's happening.
he's been trying, in his own f'ed up way, to win her back. and she ain't interested.
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That's my point. Why is it funny when she's trying to win him over but not when he tries to win her?
Jeremy Falcon
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it should be, but the writers just aren't as good as they used to be.
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Oh, that I agree with. They've been reusing some of the humor from prior seasons, which is just a buzz kill.
Jeremy Falcon
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Ok, Mr. Sensitive - women's defender.
I don't think John has anything against women. Besides, the show sucks...who cares.
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Ok Mr. CP Hero... John defender.... I think you're being sensitive if you taken that too serious.
That being said, I'm right.
Jeremy Falcon
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I can't really tell if you are serious or not, even when you insert the obligatory "sarcasm" tag.
That being said, I'm left, down, and a bit off center.
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Welcome to the Internet! People miscommunicating globally. That being said there was some part truth to my inquiry, but it wasn't intended to be that serious.
Jeremy Falcon
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There were some good moments last night but it has jumped the shark. I think they signed a three year contract last year so... 2 more years?
They should quit whilst they are still vaguely ahead. Even Sheldon is becoming tiresome.
BTW, Penny. Sometimes really hot, sometimes really not.
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Used to love it but it's been 2-3 years since I've had TV. I really miss all the reality sh*t. :sarcasm:
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Penny cutting her hair. It just doesn't work for some women.
Penny getting smarter. Especially when Sheldon was training her like a dog.
The Shamy. Sheldon should have been left alone.
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