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Happy New Year from France.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Happy new year!
The quick brown ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog> .
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Happy new year!
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Since this is the last day of year in my time zone, here is your opportunity to use your witty and humorous responses that might expire in 2015. You might have seen the way YT comment section is. People just rant/argue about things totally unrelated to the video content. Some responses are actually linked to content and is funny to read. Let us attempt that for one time only. Here is the content to begin with:
Black is easily my favorite color. Also, I do not intend to buy Apple products ever.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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d@nish wrote: Black is easily my favorite color. Also, I do not intend to buy Apple products ever. Sure. Let us start with aligning your spellings to go with your locale, shall we?
I ain't got no signature.
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USA!USA!
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Universally Shared A***hole?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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That could only come from an A**hole, Universally Shared
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So black expends little effort in being a hue pleasing to you? Lazy b*stard!
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I'm not sure if other countries do this, but in the Netherlands it's customary for employers to give their employees a gift for Christmas, usually in the form of a box with groceries.
My employer gives the employees a big piece of meat, a big piece of fish, an expensive bottle of liquor and two bottles of good wine.
Nice enough, except when you're a vegetarian and don't drink alcohol...
So I got cheeses and juices.
I like the cheeses, but the juices...
They're pure juices. Purest of the pure. They're not all sweet, like you think juices are supposed to be. Some are sour. They're intense. I don't know if I can take any more of these juices.
I'm drinking blackberry juice right now and... Well it's not sweet like the last blackberry juice I drank. It's even worse than the passion fruit juice I had.
Oh my god they're great I need more juices! These aren't drinks, they're experiences! They're like drugs! GIMME MORE JUICES!!!
So much better than alcohol.
And by the way, this is my first *drunk post* EVER! Except it's not alcohol that does the talking, it's the juice.
I'm currently waiting for the pure juice effects to wear off...
juice.
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..sounds like you had so much sugar that it is overloading your intestines and fermenting in there. Are you sure it is not the alcohol talking?
As for pure fruit-juice goes, I heard it blends well with rum. Especially if you got some coconut and pineapple.
Sander Rossel wrote: in the Netherlands it's customary for employers to give their employees a gift
for Christmas, usually in the form of a box with groceries. More and more are moving towards gift-vouchers so that employees have the freedom to choose a gift from a website.
I still like the old grocery-box more, including the litter that surrounds the box after opening
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: sounds like you had so much sugar Not from the juices though
Eddy Vluggen wrote: moving towards gift-vouchers Like V&D, which were all useless...
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Well I didn't get them
And the cat has no empty box as everything came in small wooden crates.
Now that you mention it, I haven't seen Nika's reaction to empty boxes yet...
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Goedzo has one behind the sofa where he can hide, which he is doing now. Seems to be his new 'safe place' to be.
How is the hangover?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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A FYI for you: I generally avoid European origin cheeses, especially those of France, as they typically use animal sourced rennin for the curdling step.
I will use microbial or vegetable based rennin cheeses, when specified, or Kosher cheese at any time (since animal rennin would be a no-no).
You ought to try straight Cranberry Juice (if you can get it). A sour orgasmic experience without the worry of STD's.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: animal sourced rennin for the curdling step Yeah, I'm not that kind of vegetarian.
I don't eat fish or meat (for 18 years last Christmas), but that's as far as I go.
I'm not even sure if I could get vegetarian cheese where I live, even the veggie burgers are sparse...
It's kind of like leather shoes are made of dead animal, but I still wear them.
I care about animal well being, but I care about not making life too difficult as well
W∴ Balboos wrote: You ought to try straight Cranberry Juice Already drank that bottle
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It's okay, Sander. Getting juiced at New Years is a well respected tradition in my family.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Interesting gifts in the Netherlands. In Ohio, U.S., in my department of 40, I received about 4 Christmas cards, a calendar, an electric candle, and a homemade tree ornament. Out of my group of 9, I received nothing, nothing from my manager, nothing from her manager, and nothing from the rest of the group. I did not hear a Merry Christmas from anyone in my group and maybe 1 or 2 the entire week, but hey, it was dress down all week!
Things were different in the private sector. In the private sector I might receive a gift card or bottle of alcohol.
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jgakenhe wrote: Out of my group of 9, I received nothing, nothing from my manager, nothing from her manager, and nothing from the rest of the group And they say the Dutch are cheap
jgakenhe wrote: I did not hear a Merry Christmas from anyone in my group and maybe 1 or 2 the entire week You're living Scrooge's Christmas Carol...
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Sander Rossel wrote: And by the way, this is my first drunk post EVER! Except it's not alcohol that does the talking, it's the juice
Are you certain that these juices haven't been fermented just a leetle bit?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Nah, as someone who doesn't drink I'd taste that immediately
Although the juice taste is VERY strong...
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Sander Rossel wrote: as someone who doesn't drink I'd taste that immediately
Oh no you wouldn't! Millions of spiked Proms punches tell a very different story!!!!
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I opened Google, IST midnight, 30th Dec. Google is wishing the new year.
Wishing a very happy and prosperous new year to all CPians from me too.
Life is a computer program and everyone is the programmer of his own life.
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