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uhhh ... Slacker, you may wish to post that as a comment on the OP's question on QA ?
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on his translation of “Eugene Onegin.”/xml>
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I don't postin QA anymore, ever.
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Slacker007 wrote: I don't postin QA anymore, ever. May I ask why ?
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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LOL. I just answered a silly question in the QA, just now. So much for "ever".
Why you ask. Too many prima donnas and know it alls in the QA now, a few in particular. They seem to have everything under control, I guess.
Also, I don't like how the QA forum is run internally, on so many levels.
Let's put it this way, when I need the answer to a question or problem, I don't use our QA, I use a couple of other ones.
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Who's this Isiah, chap then? There's an Isaiah in the Bible but he's far too liberal to be who you're referring to.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Paging Charles Darwin[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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And that including hair dressing if you touch it
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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You worry too much!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You have to be "one of the Navy's finest electricians" to come up with that?
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We used do something like this when I was a kid (a bit less dangerous though)
The leads on appliances get frayed after some years of use, and the conductor sometimes breaks inside the insulation, near the plug. A replacement plug could be bought, but that was a two-hour bus ride away, so we used to cut off the plug entirely and shove the ends of the wire directly into the socket.
The holes are circular like this[^], so the wire would get detached hundreds of times during use before someone actually remembered to get a new plug.
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any one please help me develop mobile sms apllication
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Please post your question in the quick answers forum. See navigation menu at top of page.
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Yeah, because developing an entire mobile SMS application will be "quick".
I'm thinking we need a "Please do my homework for me" forum.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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C'mon, really... how long could it take???
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Which one? Me? Him? Her?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hey, what about non-binary folks? I feel a protest comin' on.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's impossible. Mobile applications do not exist. It's just a hoax the tech community likes to play. When you use your phone it's just a series of videos that interchange depending on what you press to give the illusion of application usage. So, I'd suggest your first start would be to look into video editing with an app such as Adobe After Effects if you're really serious about this.
Jeremy Falcon
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Q&A forum with:
Kind of mobile OS.
Search for the api of that OS.
Search which software you need to develop for that OS.
Design a flowchart and the app requisites.
Start programing and come back to Q&A at anytime with specific questions.
And the last one : good luck!
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thanks for your replies.. i would like some to take step to step with me.
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If you post in the appropriate forum you will get answers, but not likely anyone who is going to do this all for you.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That's just not going to happen. There is no "step-by-step" when developing applications.
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: There is no "step-by-step" when developing applications. Sure there is:
0) Create a catchy name and a VERY vague description with a lot of industry buzz words.
1) Pitch the idea to venture capitalists and angel investors.
2) Lease a bunch of high priced / cool office space in "The Valley".
3) Fill space with quirky furniture, silly table games and expensive latte machines.
4) Hire your college buddies to fill odd named executive positions (Chief Spiritual Officer, Digital Overlord, VP of Creative)
5) Hire a diverse group of Hipster developers straight out of school and promise them founders shares.
6) Pray somebody in #5 has a clue.
7) Plan your IPO!!!
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: 0) Create a catchy name and a VERY vague description with a lot of industry buzz words.
1) Pitch the idea to venture capitalists and angel investors.
3) 2) Lease a bunch of high priced / cool office space in "The Valley".
Fill space with quirky furniture, silly table games and expensive latte machines.
4) Hire your college buddies to fill odd named executive positions (Chief Spiritual Officer, Digital Overlord, VP of Creative)
5) Hire a diverse group of Hipster developers straight out of school and promise them founders shares.
6) Pray somebody in #5 has a clue.
7) Plan your IPO!!!
7) Return to step 1
FTFY
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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