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Good to see you - It was only recently I was wondering what happened to you. Please bring back the 185 walk into a bar.
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I just got this mail in my inbox:
Re: Notice.
Heather.Richardson@kemin.com (Heather.Richardson@kemin.com)
You have 40 percent and i want you to mail me via my personal email blow
Name: Andre Dean
Email: deanandre3@gmail.com
Notice to Recipient: This transmission including any attachments may contain confidential information that belongs to the sender and may be privileged by law. If you received this e-mail in error, any dissemination or copying of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. Unless explicitly designated as an electronic contract, this e-mail does not constitute a contract.
I am SO tempted to answer it, because I would really like to know what I've got 40 percent of...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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40% of the money she needs to scam this week?
40% chance of getting hit by bus if you walk in the middle of the road?
40% share of her new online divorce startup edisharmony.com?
veni bibi saltavi
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Maybe it's missing the word in...
veni bibi saltavi
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You wish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: might even have 40 percent of the solutions to the answers in Q&A
40% of them can be answered with:
Do it yourself - it's your homework!
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You see? I DO have that!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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email blow can be dangerous ...
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Wouldn't know - most of my emails suck...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ha, ha, as usual... today's best answer goes to you OG
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Yeah, but at least it's a PERSONAL email blow!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Use mailinator or Guerrilla Mail and reply! It's rude not to reply to a lady / as a lady*, donchaknow?
*: Delete as inappropriate
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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better get Depp Thought on the case to work out what the answer is, oh whoops.
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GStrad wrote: Depp Thought
Johnny[^]'s better known for his "acting" than his thinking.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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possibly my best ever typo!
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Maybe you don't want to know...
Knowing everything doesn't make anyone happy
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You have 40% of the letters which is why the email makes no sense. If you combine your 40% of letters with her 60% of letters, you will have the complete email.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oh boy, now where getting somewhere. It's sorta like a treasure hunt, you mean??? Like in The Secret of the Unicorn...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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These emails are well known and understood throughout the civilized world. It's actually, it's from her obstetrician: she's 40% pregnant.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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LOL
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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