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What did it do? I can't find anything on t'interweb, but that's probably more a reflection of my google-fu than anything else...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It replied, in a polite but vaguely hurt-sounding tone, "Hey, l don't think l deserve that".
Gave me the biggest laugh I've had all week.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Try telling it "F*** You!"
Well, did it? F*** you?
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When I tried googling this subject - to find out what telling it to would do, you understand - it became rather obvious that yes, yes it could...
Apparently you can hook something called a "fleshlight" - which I assume is not a simple one letter substitution - to your iPad and download some app or other. It's times like this that make me glad I don't own any iProducts, and clearly confirms the general view of hipsters that do.
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TMI, I could have done without reading that at 8am.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm not responsible for your quaint local timezones!
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Every time I picked the f***ing thing up!
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Hi Mark,
Haven't seen you here in a while. Welcome back!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cheers, m'dear.
I've been off working* on a heavy project, that I promised to write twenty-odd years ago. Social niceties tend to go by the wayside, when you have to keep your head on another planet.
* Translation: 80% goofing off, 20% working
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are you talking about Siri?
Recently my 8 year-old had a Personal Geography Homework assignment where he had to come up with facts about every city he had lived in or visited. His 1st question was
"Can you tell me about Portsmouth please"
Siri replied
"You want to know about Horse Fleas?"
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Jeeze, I didn't realise that Siri was that knowledgeable!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In this morning's email, I received a missive[^] from Microsoft lauding the accomplishments of female inventors. To say the least, they missed a few. They mentioned Ada Lovelace[^] , but missed others who are key to our industry :
You can find out more here[^]
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
modified 8-Mar-16 11:38am.
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I'm sure Bruce Jenner is celebrating...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Stewie Griffin called it first, back in 2009 :
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When is International Man's day? If it does not exist: Why not? Are women more special than men?
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Quote: Are women more special than men? No.
But nor are men more special than women.
Unfortunately not everybody sees the world that way.
Quote: It began as a massive protest by women who wanted better working conditions, better pay, and the right to vote. But since then, the holiday has evolved into a day of awareness on women's progress in the ongoing fight for gender equality, and a day to address issues across the globe that directly affect women. Bustle[^]
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Are women more special than men?
Ask your wife.
Don't worry, we'll visit you until you get out of hospital...
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Quote: we'll visit you until you get out of hospital Very funny!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: When is International Men's day
November 19th[^]
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Women are much more special to me.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Are women more special than men? Quite the other way around.
Men get to vote, are allowed to have jobs, they get paid more for the same jobs, they get jobs easier, they are less often (sexually) assaulted, and they are overall taken more seriously than women.
For some reason (*cough*religion*cough*) both men and women alike have oppressed women and limited their life's choices.
It's time women got a little push in the back to close the social gap that, unfortunately, still exists between men and women.
As I understood men are mean and sexist pigs and don't deserve their own day
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Sander Rossel wrote: and they are overall taken more seriously than women.
Usually this is directly proportional to the time they can keep their mouth shut. After that...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Thanks for proving my point!
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