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And remember the best way to prevent a hangover: Keep convalescing! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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If dont have not it you weren't clearly became whoever closely interesting the speaking, have not in the first place over the top of that is when the issue?
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Hmmmm...prescriptions are free in Wales...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why would Churchill have an American doctor from New York?
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He was visiting the colonies.
TTFN - Kent
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Surely he should always be drunk? So why didn't the English doctor prescribe it ? 
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Unlike the rebellious colonials Britain has never had any form of prohibition so it has never been necessary to have a prescription for alcohol!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Metric? Fake.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Prescriptions in America normally use the metric system, although these days milliliters have replaced cubic centimeters.
Sincerely,
-Mark
mamiller@rhsnet.org
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tough day at the office ? 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Hey - I got an MD's strong suggestion I have an alcoholic beverage "one serving" every day. Originally it was two/day, but I couldn't handle the strain.
Really, folks. (and no, you can't get a referral from me).
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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If you put a cupcake in a tutu, do you have abundance?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're tryin' tutu hard to be funny. 
Life is too shor
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no 
Hogan
modified 12-Apr-16 11:49am.
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If you think about a speficic day, have you Thought of the day?
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Nope - 'cause you can't have your cakewalk and eat its tutu.
or something like that... 
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So, on this day, you're thinking about cupcakes in tutus?
When's bikini day?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As thing go, that was a rather floury recital and all I could muster was this crumby remark.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Apparently Qantas pilots fill in a "gripe sheet" after every flight, that lists issues they had with the airplane. The technicians on the ground must add the solution they applied to the problem. Below "P:" indicates the problem reported by the pilot, and "S:" indicates the solution or response from the ground crew.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what they’re there for.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, & be serious.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Saw this back in 1998. Still funny, though.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Yes, I came across it when I went through some very old stuff on an old hard drive. I don't remember where I got it. However, I believe it was even before Leslie's time.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: I believe it was even before Leslie's time.
Well, Leslie did do a couple of Airplane movies.
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He shirley did. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Ever eager to bring the world to you in full colour Sci-Am has just announced that ...
Quote: The Brazilian torrent frog has the most sophisticated visual communications system yet documented for a frog species.
... in a podcast! 
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