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OoRah
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I am equally deadly with a bow and slingshot (and I do pretty well at casting stones, too). I mention this just in case any of the liberal serfs here dare suggest we go back to medieval weapons.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Sounds cool - how about some pics?
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Unfortunately we can't post pics here, no matter how high our rep points might be. :/
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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JSOP you are so refreshingly non PC it makes for pleasant reading.
Don't think us non gun people cannot appreciate a fine piece of engineering that has been preserved so well. Do use it if the value to you is higher than the monetary value is not important. Personally I'd preserve it but then I'm not interested in firing weapons.
I hope your dad left on good terms...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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What would be the first thing you do at the office when back from a 2 week vacation?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Fill in a new vacation request form.
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AND THE WINNER IS...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The same as every day at work:
Get a cup of .
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Not good...I'm a heretic...Do not drink coffee...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You asked
Quote: What would be the first thing you do
So I answered what I would do, not what you might do. If you have asked "what I would do" (meaning you here), I (me now), may have answered that there might be also tea in the cup
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Burn him! Burn him with fire!
And I hear that he doesn't eat BACON either... clearly not a real developer...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: And I hear that he doesn't eat BACON either Where did you heard that?!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The NSA told me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: The NSA GCHQ told me!
FTFY
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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As always - NSA hears all, but tells as less as possible...
I DO eat bacon - goose and turkey bacon
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I DO eat bacon - goose and turkey bacon
bacon - definition of bacon in English from the Oxford dictionary[^]
I'm sorry, but both the Oxford Dictionary of English and Merriam-Webster (for those who speak the U.S. dialect) refer to bacon as being made from pigs. Cured goose or turkey aren't called bacon.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Psss...I only try to confuse NSA...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Pah! Mock bacon!
That's like eating Carob and calling it Chocolate!
Or Budweiser and calling it beer...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Horrors! For the last thirty-five years I was under the impression that the mark of a true developer was drinking caffeine, eating pizza, and working odd hours!
(bows head in shame)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Nah...BACON is definitely involved in the process!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My pizzas always have BACON on them!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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coffee, bacon? what nonsense are you talking about. the only sustenance developers need is chips, and maybe with a little bug sauce.
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Quote: Not good...I'm a heretic...Do not drink coffee...
Who's talking about coffee? The only civilised drink is a nice cup of tea.
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