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Will a cobbler heel you, and save your sole?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, that's a shoe in.
/ravi
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They tell you that, but I don't believe it[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes[^]
That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister
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Oh yes! Rhubarb Cobbler - or Gooseberry Cobbler - with a proper vanilla custard / creme Anglaise.
Haven't had one of those for years...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Blueberry is much better. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Save your sole my foot!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Put a sock in it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're full of cobbledygook 
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If they don't, something strange is afoot.
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Yes, but will it last?
(Wait for it[^] .... )
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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If its the last thing he does.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Why the angry face ? 
Maybe she was sad thinking you were moving ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maybe this will help a bit: "my grandparents are dead" ... "that's nice"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Well, in her defense, when my grandparents moved into a retirement home, they couldn't bring along a full house worth of furniture with them, so my parents/uncles/aunts "inherited" it even though they were still alive and well...
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My Answer - "Yeah, we're relocating to our disaster shelter, and the only thing left to move is the guns and ammo. If you want this house, it's yours, and here's a map to the property - don't dig where you see a red 'X'."
Before closing the door, whisper, "Don't trust ANYONE."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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you can inherit items from living people, not just "passed-on" people. Maybe she thought that.
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Slacker007 wrote: you can inherit items from living people, not just "passed-on" people. Maybe she thought that.
I thought the same thing. Then again, for many people, it is not too sad of an issue when old people pass on. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yeah but for stuff like furniture I wouldn't use the word "inherit".
Nothing prevents you from just giving things like that away. With "inherit" I'd associate some legal process involved. (Like transferring the ownership of a house or a company)
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In the world of object orientation parents are always alive when their children inherit. But guess what happens when the parents die...
The OO world is a bad place to live in.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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There's a garbage collection joke in there just waiting to come out.
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Wiktionary does not agree. Also, I'd expect the greeting "have a great day" after such a conversation.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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