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On which board does one post SQL Server stored procedure error questions?
Thank you.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Database
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Thank you. I overlooked that one.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I'd imagine the database forum.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Thank you.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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select forum from discussions where name like 'database*'
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Thank you. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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The weird and the wonderful
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I hear the traffic in Java can be a real killer[^]. 
/ravi
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Several days!? Damn!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Whoa! We've had some pretty big snows here in Chicago ('67, '79, '99), but in the city you're never far from shelter, so people usually leave their cars wherever they happen to be and hoof it to someplace safe.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm wondering who scheduled roadwork during Ramadan, knowing there would be huge traffic?
I need an app that will automatically deliver a new BBBBBBBBaBB (beautiful blonde bimbo brandishing bountiful bobbing bare breasts and bodacious butt) every day.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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Air - Ce Matin La[^]
A little late this week because of aforementioned no-Wi-Fi vacation.
Of course I did bring music on my vacation, the good 'ol iPod! And Air soothed me to sleep while the engines purred and sometimes roared 
Both the song and the album have been a favorite for years
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I just got back from a week vacation on a senior cruise along the Danube (boarding in Germany, visiting a.o. Vienna, Bratislava and Budapest).
My parents invited my grandparents and me, so that was a three generation vacation!
Extra awesome since my grandma went with my parents and me for 16 years, but a few years ago she grew old, tired and afraid (not in the least because of some physical issues).
My grandpa never liked travelling, but he likes sailing.
The senior cruise was the perfect. Grandma could participate in the trips, visiting the cities, churches, monasteries and castles. And my grandpa became best buddies with the ships captain.
In the free time my parents and me did some serious walking and sight-seeing (with grandma safe and sound on the boat).
So it was a good vacation. We all had a great time
One thing though, internet was temporarily (meaning the entire week) unavailable even though they advertised with it in the brochure 
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Sander Rossel wrote: One thing though, internet was temporarily (meaning the entire week) unavailable
OTOH, by the sound of it, your parents/grandparents probably thought that was a plus.
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Actually, my mom is going to file an official complaint, but my dad and grandparents don't care about internet all that much
I didn't miss it all that much too be honest. I only felt guilty because I couldn't post my Sound of the Week and I didn't let you know in advance. I haven't scrolled back in the Lounge, but I can only imagine the worries and chaos when I didn't post it in time 
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I would demand a refund.
/ravi
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One of the articles in a last week Insider was about internet being a human right.
So I guess they did violate our human rights.
Too bad I couldn't read that article without internet
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Read the small print.
Wi-fi is only available if they're sailing past a McDonalds.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I never expect usable Wi-Fi at a hotel anywhere -- so I'm never disapppointed. I do have a 4G hotspot device that I take instead; but the wife, kid, and I just spent a week at Walt Disney World and I didn't even bother taking a laptop.
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Which antivirus software have you found to produce the least false-positives yet still offer great protection?
Prior to buying this new PC, I hadn't used an antivirus software in a long time because I typically stuck to a few websites that only I trusted and I hadn't downloaded any shady .exes in a long time. That said, I'm sure over the years, some malware crept into my old PC... I'm trying to prevent that as much as possible now, especially as a developer when I am on the computer a lot more now and doing a lot more downloading. Plus this NEW PC has enough power to handle easily running an antivirus software in the background, even if it is a resource hog.
That said, I just tried to work on a project from GitHub and found that Norton DELETED MY DLL FILES because they had "bad reputation." Yeah... So what should I replace Norton with? Or do they all suck?
Thanks,
Todd
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Sophos never betrayed me. At work we use TrendMicro and it seems to work fine.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Obviously anecdotal evidence but: I use Avast and have never had an issue.
I've only ever gotten (maybe) two positives ever, but then again, I don't download every random exe I can get my hands on either...
Performance wise it seems to stay out of the way quite nicely, unlike Norton and McAfee who both have a bad reputation of reverting your PC into a 386...
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