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Will Shoecifer consume your sole?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My sole? No, that would be totally out of plaice!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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It cod happen.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Grunt! That sounds fishy to me!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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They do say the devil has the best tuna.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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No, not if Laceifer gets you first.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I doubt that - I think he's tied up somewhere else...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Hopefully that was tongue in cheek.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Is Bootsy Collins his prophet?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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That sounds like a load of cobblers to me.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Soles.
You do have multiple, I'd assume?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You must be thinking about personalities...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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This tread is worn out!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Shirley talking about our soles should be moved to the Soapbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Whatever happened to Dave - really?
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Chris has him locked in the basement, forcing him to feed hamsters and clean litter...
But don't tell anyone, it's a secret!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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And then he built an airship to escape...
...and then he crashed it?
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The Zombie Apocalypse* got him...
* Otherwise known as the Luton Conservative Party Local Councillor Selection Committee
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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he's in an endless battle against The Doctor.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Why? The doctor wants to neuter him?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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"The Flying Bum" - Yup, sounds like DD has something to do with it...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I Don't know, but now he has his own shirt.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: ...what did you do to it? Program it.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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AGAIN? We haven't forgotten what happened the last time[^]...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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