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I can certainly confirm that playing bagpipes is bad for you health.
... If you play them near to me, at least.
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Gesundheit!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bagpipes - Next to a march of John Philip Sousa they rate a pathetic "bleah!" for being a barely tolerable cacophony of screeching noises! 
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Quote: a barely tolerable cacophony of screeching noises
Why are you talking about Justin Beiber all of a sudden?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Now you are insulting bagpipes! As I said, bagpipes are barely tolerable. Bieber is totally intolerable! 
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You would think the sound would sterilize everything in a 100 foot radius.
Marc
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No.. I very much enjoy the sound of bagpipes.
When I pass, I've asked that bagpipes be played at my funeral; my only regret is that I won't be able to hear it.
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Sounds like a market opening to me.
HEPA filters that can be inserted into bagpipes without affecting the sound. If that were in my wheelhouse I'd be all over it.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipe, and who does not
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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I hope I could get help developing this. I am not done with stuff, want to publish examples. Don't know how to code either. It would be similar to 80's basic (vsbasic)  , with new ideas.
http://rozzo.0catch.com/plp.htm
Any takers?
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Not really. (will not even go to the link).
sorry.
I'd rather be phishing!
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You could try here: Collaboration / Beta Testing Discussion Boards[^]
But... don't just give a link to a random site, few of us will follow it, given that we have no idea who you are. Explain what you want to develop, what you expect to contribute, and what you expect from collaborators. Add in what they get out of it as well.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Looking at that link in Fiddler[^] (not that I'm paranoid much!  ) shows a lot of tracking code, some "free hosting" adverts, and a tiny amount of text that you could easily have posted in your message.
No thanks.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Sprggli bgiefj hd ikafbgeie3m hfgeuwg wbuff
That's written in my new language.
CODZ PLZ!!!
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Member 12699787 wrote: Don't know how to code either.
Wait, what? Why are you making a new language then? (also, how?)
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Can it be that the brilliance of posts in Q&A is spilling over into the Lounge? 
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So, you want to create VB.NET: are you aware that it already exists?
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Always seems to be really stupid Reponses on these message boards. Don't know VB Net. It looks useless here also. It is a world of wankers.
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Tino Rozzo wrote: seems to be really stupid Reponses
Only to stupid questions.
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How the 3rd one came as a joke - it is a simple observation of life...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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10 is the only one that's actually funny, but the results are pretty much what you should expect if you ask a panel of 10 "entertainers" to use their brains.
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I read them all. Did not crack a smile once!  Is this what has become of the famous "British Humor"?
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