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This is a pretty original story! 
What I wonder is how many years of jail the woman is gonna do? In America could be anything from 8 to 8000!...   
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If the judges are as starchy as the officer, she'll get the big numbers.
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Under the Three Strikes law, two more such incidents and she can be jailed for life as a habitual offender.
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She did steal 3 fries, didn't she?
I fear the worst now...
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So if they treat each theft of a chip as a separate offence...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Did I say 3 fries or only 2. You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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How do we know she was unattractive? Well, because we do.
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At least he didn't shoot.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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digimanus wrote: At least he didn't shoot.
Except himself, in the foot.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Flirting is dead.
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My thoughts exactly. Stupid cop...
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Unless, you know.
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<Seinfeld>Not that there is anything wrong with that.</Seinfeld> 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Man Code: When a woman flirts, you flirt back. 
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Marketing tagline:
"Italian Pizza Kitchen - our fries are good enough to steal!"
/ravi
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Google's approach to privacy is quite moooving.
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The Goat Lobby recently published a strategy paper on this for infernal use only; it has been leaked by the Sheep hacker group "Lambs of Zion." The paper describes Google's program as an "udder disaster," and pooh-poos the idea of a threat from organized cowdom as "more breaking wind from the methane factories."
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Hi Bill-ji, just wanted to quickly check that you got my email.
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BillWoodruff wrote: Sheep hacker group "Lambs of Zion."
Are you trying to get my goat?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The cows suspect nothing, as always. I'm already charging batteries and this afternoon I will head out of town and fly over their pasture. Before, I will have to weigh the rotor blades and try to reduce the vibration at the (improvised) camera mount. The videos from last time looked like they were filmed underwater.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Was it done by Google or by bovine intervention?
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With every post to CP. Really fun.
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