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Whoohoo! I've never been in a sig before (I think)
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You've been in one before. Well it is your own, but it is something.
JavaScript gives you a false sense of safety. It's like riding a bike with those little side wheels and then riding head first into a ravine.
Sander Rossel
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Well, that's a bit unfair. The examples you listed should demonstrate that JavaScript is not able clean garbage produced by some programmers, not JavaScript in itself is garbage
OK, yes, in somesense, it is, as any untyped language is ...
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You can output garbage in any language, JavaScript just makes it that much more easy than other languages
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Sander Rossel wrote: JavaScript gives you a false sense of safety.
Only on the surface... If you are seriously dive in you got shivers...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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One thing that gave me multiple wtf's is the arguments object. It's array-like, but not an array (actual bug) and it's shared on the page so passing it to a function does you no good (although I haven't checked if arguments[0] === arguments, but knowing JavaScript that's probaby NaN or some such ).
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Aless Alessio wrote: Why using Typescript, if there's already ECMA6 available in almost all browsers?
Bolded the important bit. Almost isn't good enough in many places. And this[^] table still has an awful lot of red in it.
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Finally a constructive answer.
So far, desktop browsers are pretty much covered. Then i guess that android browser is the biggest missing piece
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It's quite some time since we've had that joke here. More than two days anyway...
Still, I found THIS VARIANT[^] a teeny, tiny bit funny!
(SFW Mark, I promise! )
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Hey, It has an image 1x1 px.
I could not read whats written there.
Life is a computer program and everyone is the programmer of his own life.
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Strange. Works on my machine (and apparently on Jacquers' too)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Should have started at 0
Then again, whatever item that was wouldn't have been bought
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Ok. Here you go:
0 Lobsters
Can you find them in the picture?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes - they are hiding behind the milk.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did Erwin Schrödinger eat lobster?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It did - but it was removed when the offsite backup was made as it was clearly redundant.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Perfect!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Pandora's given a box by a God, told not to open it - she does and unleashes pain into the world
Which movie?
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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All the Women I've Loved
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Trump / Clinton jack in the box (take your pick)
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What Women Want[^]???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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The Gods Must Be Crazy[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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