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Can't say as I do - I'm a vegetarian! I eat my pepperoni pizza[^] directly off the bush!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I must admit you've got quite a convincing argument there! But alas I must stand firm, as those pies look to have a certain Dominos-ish quality about them and therefore unfit for human consumption, pizza abuse if you will.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If you eat their flesh or wear their skins, you're as much a party of the problem as those who abuse animals directly. You just simply hired an assassin and pretend your hands are free of blood.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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"Out, out, damned spot". Sorry, was talking to my dog.
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Mike Hankey wrote: No animals were harmed or abused as a result of posting. Yeah - but WTF happened to the helium? As if you cared.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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True; animals grow back, helium does not.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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One of then helium activists are we?
I let it go you should too. :smile:
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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A hole forin one.
(seriously, I thought he was already dead).
I'd rather be phishing!
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One in the hole. FTFY.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Maximilien wrote: seriously, I thought he was already dead
Understandable... It's very difficult to tell the difference between a golfer and a corpse. The golfer usually smells better, but you can't depend on that in every case.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I have successfully abused .Net attributes to add functionality instead of just metadata. Such is the life of an outlaw programmer. Granted, it was probably a waste of time, but hey, what's life without a little bit of whimsy?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: the life of an outlaw programmer
Well, there you go.
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So something like PostSharp, or something else?
And when do we get an article about it?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Under construction.
I'm really eager to be bombarded with criticism about how I "shouldn't do that", or "that's already handled by this .Net construct/object/whiz-bang new feature" from people that are afraid that if they push the envelope, they'll get a paper cut.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: if they push the envelope, they'll get a paper cut That actually literally happened to me last weekend. You shouldn't jest about that!
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Sander Rossel wrote: That actually literally happened to me last weekend. You shouldn't jest about that!
But did you die?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Only a little on the inside
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I think the article is done, but I can't post it until I get home, because for some reason, I can't copy/paste into the editor from work - and this problem isn't just restricted to CP, so it's probably a DoD group policy that keeps it from working, probably having something to do with using javascript or some such nonsense.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: outlaw programmer
Can you be an outlaw programmer AND use the word whimsy? I'm thinking not.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I was trying to draw in the more sensitive people here. I figure if I use a frilly word, they'll be lulled into a false sense of safety and comfort.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Don't be fooled there is a softer, gentler side of JSOP. He is comfortable with colours like fuchsia and concepts like whimsy, he is just a softie at heart, despite his penchant for guns and muscle cars.
John you knew this was coming!!!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I have successfully abused .Net attributes to add functionality instead of just metadata
You could start a new paradigm. "Attribute-based programming."
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: "Attribute-based programming." With John, it's more likely to be "Attitude-based programming."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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