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Ahh, you've arrived just in tine.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm trying to buck the trend of being tardy.
/ravi
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You might want to hoof it after that.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Only if they are in a rut.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Bucking the trend, I grazed out the window for some inspiration. I don't know white tale I expected to come up with but as forest I can see (and you can read), it was a failure.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You Sir have a way with words.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Sometimes I feel like posting "I DONT KNOW" as an answer in the question answer forum.
It will get deleted by a moderator so I don't.
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How about I post "WHY?" as a question.
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Abhinav S wrote: It will get deleted by a moderator so I don't.
I guess the same goes for "Who cares?"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I'm not surprised as based on your profile[^], you don't even know who you are.
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He may have been raised by wolfes! I saw that in a movie not too long ago!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Mowgli?
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Sometimes I feel like banging my head against my desk...some of these people don't seem to want to be helped.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Sometimes I feel like banging my head against my desk How would that help? Banging their heads is the solution.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I'd have to book a lot of flights to do that, and (tempting as it is) it would cost me a fortune!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'd prefer one of these: Cluebat[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I feel that their unfamiliarity with the technology that they ask about hinders them from knowing how to ask the right question. Sometimes, you have to coax it out of them.
Often, the language barrier doesn't help either.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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And sometimes I feel like saying Yout don't know? And you've got a degree in what?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Mike Hankey wrote: And you've got a degree in what?
I don't know.
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Abhinav S wrote: I don't know.
Third Base
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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OK - how about something more sincere and less dismissive, such as:
"After reading your question I pondered what the future of programming holds. I realized then that the only true answer is that I walk outside and step in front of a fast-moving vehicle. Bye.."
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From what I read there, a whole lot of others post the same. They just use a bunch of words and incorrect code to say it.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I guess asking the OP if he is a complete raving idiot would be frowned upon as well.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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