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Garfield[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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looking at awww[^] (sfw), dogs are not that far behind.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Look what I found in a box: First print, 1980[^] 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It could have been alive while the box was closed, but you had to open it 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Usually it's not pleasant to open a box you had stowed away and then to discover that something in it has become ... undead.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: something in it has become ... undead.
Now we have a zombie-cat in this thread. Neither alive nor dead 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Schroedinger's Zombie...
'PLAN' is NOT one of those four-letter words.
'When money talks, nobody listens to the customer anymore.'
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Speaking of which, this is the latest really cute cat video I've seen:
Cat Tries To Save His Human From DROWNING IN THE BATHTUB!! (CUTEST KITTY EVER) - YouTube[^]
Call it my small contribution to the internet to share it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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a good one ...
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These vapid puns really leave me steamed.
Software Zen: delete this;
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At least it's condensed into a short post.
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Surprised it was even discovered, I thought it was just vapourware.....
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One of those gags where you think: "Why the Hell did no-one think of it before?"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It was all in dew time. Don't rain on his parade.
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Did you just return http status code 418?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I haven't got the foggiest what you're talking about! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you bought a fast yacht, should you call it Usain Boat?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you bought a fat yacht you should call it Fernando Boatero.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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As in UBoat? You might get into trouble for that....
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Yes, that would be a copyright encroachment, or whatever that is called.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: UBoat
There's a hyphen in "U-boat".
But then, only a real grammar-Nazi would point that out.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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But there isnt in a name contraction, which is what I wrote. :P
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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