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If a man is incomplete until he is married, after that is he finished?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He could be unconscioulsy coupled?
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If his wife doesn't finish him, his kids will.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Too many jokes, all of which invite death.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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He's certainly tightly coupled.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That may be true for you. I'm a singleton.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Even two singletons can be tightly coupled.
(It's bad engineering, but the basis for a good marriage  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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CDP1802 wrote: That may be true for you. I'm a singleton.
Is it bad if at first I thought you wrote "I'm a simpleton"?
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If so, I would not be tne best judge of that.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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At least until the maintenance cycle when you run into that new office girl Jenny 
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Don't mind me - just setting a reminder for tomorrow
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@OriginalGrifff will do that for you
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Even if he's already posted it! 
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Hail Spirit Noir - Mayhem in Blue[^]
The music is as dark as you might suspect from the title
Dark, progressive, and slightly psychedelic. Exactly how I like my black metal.
Recommended to me by Spotify, spot on!
Enjoy metalheads
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I will listen to it the moment I get out of Azkaban the unconnected office.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Azcodeban
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Just noticed the figure pulling the string has the same sort of bird head/ mask that is on the cover of John Paul Jones Thunderthief, I seem to remember something about that kind of head of a Raven...what was it...
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The Plauge Doctor ah yes, I thought you might like the Thunderthief from some of your other choices, try his other stuff Zooma & The Sporting Life...
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Just kidding, him and Elvis are having Thanksgiving dinner at Cracker Barrel.
Happy Thanksgiving y'all
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I dont like this kind of jokes. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Yeah, it's like flogging a dead horse 
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Mike Hankey wrote: Just kidding
I knew it couldn't be true!
Someone would have mentioned it before!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Leslie Neilson might be dead, but surely Leslie Nielsen isn't??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And in other news, Bears wear funny hats & the Pope defecates in the woods!
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