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Use the eye of the needle. That seems to work for my wife.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: We're going to intubate this guy and fix the hole in his heart
Which movie?
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The Trump That Stole Christmas
This space for rent
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The Good, The Bad and the Very Dead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Coma?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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"The Samsung engineers's dream".
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Hole in one?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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One what?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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All the president's men - shortened version.
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Ok. We can pack Angie M. in a (soap)box and send her down to you. All we want in return is your is your guaranteed useless committee.
Is there a word with even more double letters?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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 = ZZZzzzzzzzz....
If you consider it as a word.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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If I could only remember what it means...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It has been a while since I went on a boat ride on the Mississippi down to St. Louis.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Addressee. (Not with more number of double letters, but with the same number as Committee).
modified 16-Dec-16 2:58am.
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Bookkeeper's got three, too. Can't think of a bigger one, off the cuff, but you can probably make a few by adding the suffix "~lessness"
[edit] Possessionlessness works, and they're all double S.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why not go for Bookkeeperlessness? 
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CDP1802 wrote: Is there a word with even more double letters?
Yes: subbookkeeper[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That reminds me of disappearing accountants. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We don't leesen to no steenken ferner from Singapore.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
modified 16-Dec-16 4:18am.
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