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Roses for the Prosecutor[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Watch Out, We're Mad (1974) - IMDb[^]
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Tightpanic
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The brilliant Greenfingers[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The money pit!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Family Guy[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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War of the Roses or an Austin Powers movie.
(I actually believe it was said in an Austin Powers movie but thought it would be funny to add)
Kane that citizen!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Central intelligence strikes again:
China may be using sea to hide its submarines![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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That's fiendishly clever!
I'll have to get on to the MoD, and tell them to put our submarines in the water, too!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Can't do that old chap - costs far too much to dry 'em orff when we take 'em back out, don'tcha know?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Gadzooks!
So the fiendish orientals have a strategic advantage over us because of their masses of cheap labour and cheap tea-towels!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just put it on a "u-boot dryer" and everything will be fine chap.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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feels a bit like this -> A picture below the belt[^]
SSFW (Semi safe for work if 9gag is bad)
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Ha! We got them! It's going down!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'll believe it when I see it.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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"There's no chance of slipping anything by the author of that article." - Captain Obvious
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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...should one expect a movie theater to be on a Wednesday afternoon - a week before the holidays? For a big movie like Rogue One, that's been out for less than a week?
We just had our office Christmas lunch today, so even though I'm off this week, I made the special trip, and on the way back went to see the movie in the middle of the afternoon.
There was only myself and a younger couple.
As for the movie...here's my two-line review:
First half: Snoozefest. Seriously. I've never contemplated, for real, walking out of a movie until now.
Second half: Made up for it. But in hindsight, barely.
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Amazing how the morons in hollywood have even managed to ruin everything with "Star" in the title, isn't it?
Sci-fi doesn't even have to reach the level of being "good", to keep aficionados happy, but that's obviously far too heady a height for those idiots to reach.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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perhaps it is extraordinary and very proud
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I agree. I thought the end part was amazing (the Darth Vader part). The battle was well done. The earlier stuff, well, I can't really remember
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I kept thinking, "when is this ever going to end, has it been five hours already?"
Only slightly better than the other prequels, and I wanted K2 to say, "meesa bein' scared".
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/* Copyright (c) xxxxxx 1994. */
/* This program is freely distributable without licensing fees
and is provided without guarantee or warrantee expressed or
implied. This program is -not- in the public domain. */
/* Don't take this program too seriously. It is just a hack. */
OK, why did the author do all this nonsense?
Assuming the last sentence suppose to be funny -
why would any public want to have this in his / her /its domain anyway ?
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Probably just a joke. You can check copyrights at Search Records | U.S. Copyright Office[^]. The text indicates to me at least that the author is just having fun (I've been guilty of something similar in the past).
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Jon McKee wrote: You can check copyrights at Search Records | U.S. Copyright Office[^] There's another idiot tax.
You own the copyright on something the moment you write it; you don't have to pay a government for it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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