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Cannelloni?
Burritos?
Spring Rolls?
Beansprouts?
Spaghetti?
Penne?
Beef Wellington?
Ice Pops?
Garden Hoses?
Earthworms?
Cucumbers?
Am I warm?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Am I warm?
I suppose that, relative to the rest of the items in the frozen aisle...yes?
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The Frozen Isle was where the question was asked...not where the item was.
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My mistake. It thought it was implied both were true.
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Not even close, it was...Pringles Crisps...
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Geeky Mom would've described it as that thing you make cantennas with.
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I hadn't though of that...
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I play this game with Herself several times a day: most of the time I can guess from context what word she has "lost" - but when I can't the conversation can get somewhat surreal...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My mother does that all the time, switching conversation topics with no indication whatsoever. Putting everything back into context becomes an art form. Siri or Cortana couldn't make sense of her if she tried.
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Oh, right; the thing Dad used to smuggle that new tele-photo lens for his camera across the border...
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I often think the can is the reason they are bought, they can hold many things, Nitting Needles, Rod stock, all manner of electronics (the metalised interior makes them unsuitable for batteries), use as a Wi-fi antenna, Cotton reels... the list goes on...
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I have no words to describe how angry I am!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Are you, by chance, friend of Mark?
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Was it THAT bad?
I'll get my coat...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Nope, actually.
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It was worse. Much worse. Words fail me.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Words fail me.
You bought it too?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Here you go :
I endure no stanzas to exemplify how choleric I am
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"What do you call a girl who sets fire to her credit card statements?
Bernadette"
"My wife has just left me due to my love of horse racing.
She's at the gate... and she's off!"
"My doctor said to me 'Do you know your sperm count?'
I replied 'I didn't know that they were that clever!'"
"I'm seeing this girl who has eczema.
She has a cracking body!"
"So what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!"
Sorry!
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The best joke so far is that this "friend" of yours wants to become a comedian...
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If I have to suffer another evening listening to these, then so do you!
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Are you one of those "my code was hard to write for me so it should be hard to read for you" programmers?
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False equivalence. These are not my jokes - I am simply the messenger!
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